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We've got so much shit to shift, like. What a depressing list

Shola will sort him out a loan to Morecambe or something, nee worries

As an aside, I wish they'd change the 'Newcastle United' font back to something like this...

What on earth happened to Hudson-Odoi??

Literally read that whilst watching my 6-month old do exactly the same thing

Yes mate. I'm well jel.

He's such a melt, like. Made infinitely worse by the shit eating grin etched in his face whilst he's scrawling a signature in crayon for the bairns. Fucking twat.

They're such a rank club, like. At least with Liverpool and City you can appreciate the style and the way they play football. Can honestly say I've never found Chelsea to be an even remotely decent side to watch - even when they were winning titles.

Still can't believe we've got him. The position we're in today as a club just seems so surreal

Jesus will be great for Arsenal, but as folk have said far too many strong sides in the league for them to be top 4 again.

Looks like it

Can see this Boehly guy being a bit of an interferer.

Who's he?

If Bruno is ever out for a prolonged period of time we'll miss him massively. A creative force in the middle is sorely needed.

Hope so. He's an absolute weapon.

Would like to see a few more outgoings of the deadwood and shite in the next few weeks. Gayle, Ritchie and Lascelles for a start

Very, very surprised at that. He's a good manager who should be at a decent Champo club.

Don't forget Gareth's famous double pivot and 5 at the back marra

The old ones are the best

I refuse to believe that a couple of excellent games from Wilson 'blurs thinking' over longer term transfer strategies like. The transfer team that's being set up will be well aware of what needs to be done.

We need 4 signings to safely push into the top half next year imo: - CB, CM, CF and RW.

Pogba has wasted some of the best years of his career going back to that shit show.

With Lukaku gone I can see Chelsea sticking with Broja.

The good thing is that now we know the funds and people are in the right place to move on and bring someone else in. Under Ashley this would have been 'well, we tried' and nee fucker coming in.