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If absolutely anyone could be accused of being a dick, @gbandit would be the very, very last on the list. Wind your neck in.

Bloody hell

The bloke that wrote the review did a podcast with the Upshot too - well worth a listen...

Spoiler alert FFS

He's a complete fucking tool. A proper WUM and clickbait merchant. A reet little dweeb who's face you'd never get tired of punching. Had the absolute fucking audacity to post some shit about all bar 3 of squad wouldn't get into any PL side. A cunt, essentially

Heard another of his media mates say he was doing a 'brilliant job' at mid-table Blackpool yesterday

This fucking KSI-wankathon 'Ballers League' seems like the absolute pits

Their owners must have been on acid

https://www.getfootballnewsitaly.com/2025/why-juventus-have-bigger-problems-than-thiago-motta/ Interesting take.

How the lazy fat cunt has been consistently able to scab a career is beyond me

It also didn't sound like Gayle was going for the fat cunt either - just giving a pretty generic account of the squad under his tenure. Would love to see other players come out and back Gayle up, like

It was the clear and utterly transparent ineptitude and simply-couldn't-give-a--faintest-fuck attitude that really stuck in the throat. Time after time, the videos of the fat fuck standing on the training ground sidelines on the phone to his agent or cuck-journo mate, left his fucking doubt that this cunt was reaching the zenith of giftville

Fuck off pal, fuck off

Dwight Gayle's older brother

We owe Chris Hughton a great deal imo. Was given a complete and utter shit show after relegation and somehow managed to cobble together a strong team ethos and spirit which saw us come straight back up without any trouble. Whilst he's not a patch on the likes of wor Eddie, he played such an important role in saving us when it could have gone Mackem

Told this story before, but he and his brothers went to my old school in Chingford, Dwight was in my youngest bro's year. Gayle's oldest brother, Dean, was in my year and I had the misfortune of sharing an English and Maths class, and a football pitch, with the horrible cunt. My lasting memory of the shit bag will be being clean through on goal and the fuckbag just kicking my legs away. Mr Leadon was reffing and didn't want to upset him, so I just had to accept an indirect free kick. Plenty of respect for Dwight, but his brother can get to absolute fuck. Wanker.

Was the best manager you ever had

That Dwight interview is probably the most honest appraisal of that fat bastard's regime that there has been to date. More beans need to be spilled, man.

These fucking shite international games adding to injuries is galling, like

International breaks are the pits.

You're having a giraffe, surely?

Lejeune being peddled and Schar sitting on the bench for Ciaran fucking Clark, man

We'd never have been rid of him if the takeover had collapsed.

Short memories here, man. This was the bloke that made our eyes bleed for fucking years. He benefitted MASSIVELY through some sort of recruitment strategy that Ashley stumbled upon which saw Carr find some fucking brilliant footballers, without which he'd have died on his arse. As the for the 5th season, give this a watch...