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Chelsea have looked about as threatening as a Steve Bruce team. Shit scared of arsenal and camping themselves in their own 18-yard box

Just the quarter of a billion quid sitting on Todd's bench there

They approached Pulis apparently

Personally think it says a lot about Cuntvert-Lewin that his 'best' performances were under world class managers in Ancelotti and Rafa. He's been nothing short of the fucking shit champo-level striker he is under any other coach.

Ward is one of the shittest keepers I've seen in my lifetime in top level football. Absolute fucking pony.

Steve 'stick the cones oot' Stone slobbering around on the touchline meekly following Sean Dyche, without a fucking clue what he's doing is fucking jokes, like Fucking moron.

Just a hunch, but I genuinely think he's losing his mojo. He's shown this season that he can't evolve his team (ala Pep), and his days of gengenpress as a new phenomenon are over, as much as he'll hate to admit it. The fucking wanker actually needs £££ to consistently reinforce a system that is probably evolved past its sell-by date, so for all his whining and fannying about, he's done pretty well out if FSG

He needs dousing in piss, that wanker

My fucking manager.

He's absolutely not cut out for the top level, as many others have said. He's small, weak and has the heart of a pea.

This guy just gets better and better and better. What a player.

It also shouldn't be forgotten that the lad was coached mainly by Wank Lampard.

Fucking cunts That Jota is shit too

Caaaaarrrm awwwwn yuuuu Spuuuuuurs

Urgh. If Liverpool are 3 points behind us this time next week.

Aye. Liverpool will roll Fulham over without much hassle.

It's very, very, rare that I'm confident of getting a result. But I think we'll do these fucking yellow-bellied cunts. If the crowd are up for it, this lot will shit themselves.

He's genuinely world class. What a fucking signing.

Kane = wanker.

Looks like a cab driver

What on earth is Ryan Mason doing there He literally has not a jot of credibility.

Look at the number of cockney wankers on that Spurs bench

I do fookin hate Harry Kane, like. Chelsea will buy him for £150m. this summer I'd bet

That Ollie Skipp is absolutely fucking wank