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Would love Leeds, Forest and Leicester to win to stick another nail in the Everton coffin

I've already mowed the lawn and caught a mole.

Liza Minelli signed for Manure

They find out pretty quickly that he's shite. Forest fans can't wait to get rid. He doesn't even make it onto the pitch most weeks.

They played well on the counter versus Arsenal, and we're clinical in taking their chances. Am sure Eddie will have us prepared for that. Like the look of Lavia, mind. Think he'd be an excellent buy in the summer.

The hoodlums will be polishing them knuckledusters and sharpening shanks as we speak! I'd be worried if I were Chelsea or West Ham fan and they were coming up for a 'firm meet' pre-match. Would put me right off me pint

Imagine fucking Millwall in the PL

0-2 no doubt.

We need a couple more like him at 60 million, like. How on earth did we get him for that price?

He's just magic. Utterly, utterly, sublime. I appreciate that all of these thing are chemistry - what with him being here with Jo etc - but he's absolutely incredible. His drive, touch, passing and passion are on another level

Divvunt need tha kernt ny moar

And his tactical masterstroke being to let the grass grow a bit The fucking knuckle dragger pundits thinking this clogger would save them

He's changing people's lives, man. What he's done - particularly with this team - transcends football, and I say this with personal experience of the difference it's made to my own life to feel proud of this club again

He's magic, like. Putting in performances just when it matters most

World class

Twice as satisfying that it puts these cunts in the shit.

He's a fucking juggernaut of a player.

Well done Sean. Job done mate.

Ahhh Morph!!!

Seemingly Sean Dyches's master tactics amounted to letting the grass grow to slow the ball down. Fucking weapon

Half a billion spent and now 19th Fuck you.

Is Woodison emptying like crabs from a whore's drawers?

Isak is legit world class

Conceded to Shite McNeil too, ffs

Foooooughhhhkin helllll