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Notice Shteve was conspicuous by his absence, the fucking pussy.

Always looked a threat. Pressed well, held the ball up when it went forward and made a couple of excellent link-up passes.

Boehly is a fucking weapon, like. Suck my human capital. Cunt.

Chelsea didn't need to buy any of the players they bought in January.

Sherla still stinking the place up then

Just seen his starting lineup from yesterday 2 fullbacks at centre back, a shit central midfielder at right back, a £90 million rookie left winger at centre forward. Excellent.

Those absolute fucking wankers must have an eye on Nagelsmann

Love the guy. Put a real shift in today. Would bleed for the shirt.

Dangerous every time he had the ball. Always moving forward and never sideways or backwards. Brilliant performance

Willock, man

Willock MOTM for already

Top shagger Wilson coming on

Steve McClown being anywhere a professional football team is reet laugh

ASM, Isak and Willock have been superb. Isak's control, man

Fucking Villa cunts. Fuck them. Edit: sorry @brummie. Genuinely think you're brilliant. I just hate Villa.

Their logo is a absolute shite, like. Always has and always will look like knock-off Freed Perry

Lol

His girlfriend will prefer somewhere near London to pedal her shit music and moves I reckon. Got West Ham written all over him.

Is Stolbakken, the Norway manager, the old Sweden manager?

FYP marra

The RM shirt is honking

Excellent. Hope they get a points deduction.

Urgh. Would have loved another Nuno appointment for the lols

Great post. It's turning into the SPL.

Should serve him right. He's got two computers but he never writes anything down.