toon25

Perfect deployment sir!

The player, not the poster.

Kaka

Always seemed to score against us, the twat.

She's a criminal waste of oxygen like.

God...imagine listening to that every week.

Well fucking deserved that nomination. He's an absolute miracle worker.

I'm looking forward to being a more ambitious and successful club than Villa in the next few years.

Just the 3 assists tonight for Modric

Anything over £8million for Lascelles is a good deal.

If Saka wants to get to the very top he'll need to leave Arsenal

Arsenal dropping their arseholes. Folded in front of the crowd.

Can't stand Slackjaw.

Dem haircuts

Improved massively under a decent standard of coaching, but I'd love to see him replaced as a regular starter

I'm comforted by the fact they're sticking with Stevie.

Nailed it. Rinse and repeat for this fucker for 20-odd years.

Typical signing for those twats.

I always thought it looked like a snide Fred Perry logo

Would love to beat this lot. Another side we never seem to get results against mind.

Any thoughts on Buendia @brummie?

Ameobi is nowhere near underrated like. He was absolute fucking pony.

Does anyone know when our new shirt sponsor will be announced?

Ronaldinho was an absolute magician. Lost for superlatives to describe the complete and utter joy he brought me as a football fan to watch him.