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Typically making a struggling PL side look like world beaters. Predictable. Awful fat cunt.

Whatever the result, we’ll make a side that’s struggled for results look like an established PL team.

Been feeling more like a doctor than a football manager this week, apparently.

Starting Ashley Young in the CL in 2020

Aye, agreed. If only there were more like him.

I wonder what that utter fucking chancer cunt Chris Sutton thinks about that? Spending infinite amounts of time calling us fucking deluded for wanting rid of the kebab muncher

Ffs

We’ll make them look like a capable football team, whatever the result

"Fumes coming in from a bloody engine outside" Love Colin, like.

Because Digne and Coleman are injured. Well, yes, but not even to have a reasonable backup seems strange given their resources

How can Everton spend so much money and yet only muster Alex Iwobi and Tom Davies as wing backs

Having seen some of the pics in the media of that shithole of a training ground has reinforced how desperate we are to get rid of this fat cunt. It’s lower Champo levels. Complete dive.

Who the fuck did Leicester get beaten by

The absolute state of that training ground I’m sure the world class medical facilities have been paying dividends in this crisis

Can always tell when it’s going to be a shit game when shit central midfielders are inexplicably hoyed out on the wing by thick as fuck managers. Geremi and Smith, and mentioned above. That UEFA cup game when Bigi was shipped out to play RW by the king, and successive shit performances recently with Hendrick out there.

Just seen Choupo-Moting is up front for Bayern What a fucking agent he’s got

Big Mike will be desperate cash with Arcadia going down the tubes and Debenhams rescue deal falling through

He’s a horrible cunt, like. Some in the media have the fucking cheek to compare him to Gazza. He’s a rancid little shit for brains that can beat a player or two.

It’ll be one of the easiest games they have all season

Lookman was a solid signing for Fulham

Ryder can barely string a sentence together. Absolutely hilarious that he makes a reasonable wage as a ‘journalist’. Still, he proves there’s hope for us all.

Who was the last manager who performed really well/made a major impression when their first ever job was straight in at PL club? Literally can't think of anyone recent. Gullit and Vialli? Gullit and Vialli such strange managers. Decent at Chelsea then absolutely fucking shite elsewhere

Arsenal

No age, man. RIP. An absolute monster of a midfielder on his day.