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Lukaku scores

As long as he’s better than those two absolute jokers we’ve got in goal atm, brilliant.

Very surprised Ayew has gone back to Swansea. Would love them to go down.

Rafa needs to change the way we approach games against the big teams. Atm it’s absolutely unthinkable that we’d take a game to Chelsea and tank them 3 nowt.

Turn this cunt into fucking glue

We needed a spine in this window. In every sense of the fucking word. We’ve loaned a striker and a winger. Happy fucking days.

This.

Fuck this fucking club.

Very poor set of results for us in this round of fixtures.

A real threat. Makes a fucking change.

Brilliant.

Would folk have preferred Slimani or Sturridge?

How long was Rafa’s list?

Needs to walk on Wednesday for his own sake. Looks fucking knackered of this shite.

West Brom, man.

Spot on.

This club is dead whilst this cunt is still breathing.

Beaten by West fucking Brom to a signing. What has that fat cunt done to our club, man. Utterly fucking killed it.

Zlatan to Chelsea, perhaps?

Just fucking walk, Rafa, you don’t deserve this shit show.

Why the fuck would you chose West Brom, man

Not even sleepwalking into relegation ffs.

He’s top drawer. Exactly what we need if we can get him. Would be an absolute fucking dream in for a club in our position atm. Just get him in front of Rafa and let him do the rest.

Not only that, but given Huddersfield paid £10 million fr him only this summer, there’s no fucking way this lot would stump up anywhere near enough cash to buy him.

His head has clearly been photoshopped into that shirt.