toon25

Imagine him being your Da, man

So fucking boring without the football.

Does anyone know of a place I could watch the CL final tonight immediately after it finishes? Having to run some errands for me Ma later so will miss it

Absolute bollocks that Chelsea stuff. Just get PIF to slap on some NUFC stickers to barrels of oil. We can use the money from that.

That sponsor

As long as we have a limit we're willing to pay and then move on, no problem whatsoever

Gaan and nick a few more bog seats man

Bloody hell. Confirmed?

If we're paying more than a bag of magic beams, nee ta

Calling @Alan Pardew

That bottom badge looks absolutely fucked after two uses

Timo Werner

They deserve every bit of criticism. It's bent as fuck and I'm absolutely sure a lot of the tap-ups, bribes, agent-stirring and 'string pulling' is very much something that'll remain unreported and/or swept under carpets for years to come.

Bet it was that cunt Rory Jennings saying that

He's thick as pig shit to boot

They played so well in that first half

Managing any other club and he'd sink like a stone

They just have so much shit, Chelsea. Jackson, Sancho, Enzo, Madueke. Still trying to work out what they try and do on the pitch to boot.

Put in the waste poster basket

Given Palmer acres of space this half

Switching off

Such a nothing player, Fernandez. Everything he does is for the camera - faux passion merchant chest thumping wanker

Had to be that horrible little cunt

That's the best thing I've seen this year

Isco is a lovely player