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People seem to have overlooked our friend Sir Ricky's contribution to the Carroll debate: 'It would be perfect for us to indulge the product of the Mag's mouldy loins? To allow him to use his gums of piss to sup upon mother SAFC? Would you feed your child dog food? Like a silver fox in the moonlight, SAFC is symbolic. The day we sully our tampestry with the grubby procut spewed from the bowels of Mag is the day the war is lost' Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?s=78f47e15b22c58b0995c284dea58a191&t=714334&page=5#ixzz20DLqWAmL And what the fuck is 'tampestry' - somewhere between tampon and ancestry, I assume, which sums up that club rather nicely.

Any idea who these 'exciting' players these twats are supposed to be signing this week?

Fucking hell. And how much is the trial likely to cost the taxpayer? In cases like this the accused at least ought to be made liable for court costs if found guilty.

Makes a change from Ghanians trying to get rid of Sunderland shirts tbf. :lol:

That City shirt looks comfortable as fuck. I do like the look and feel of that Umbro material.

Have only seen him once admittedly (at the Forest game), and you're absolutely right, he looked bereft of quality. Who's to say though, he might have another Pards-inspired turnaround.

Have the training tops always had sponsors?

Can't see them improving a great deal beyond their current position tbh. They'll be 4th or 5th next season depending on how Di Matteo does with Chelsea.

Sad for Italy, but best team won overall. Humble words from Vialli there too. Pleased to see the Italian revival.

Alba fully deserved that goal. Been fantastic throughout this tournament.

A straight cunt-off between him and Tyldesley for me. 'Clive' won. I'm with Lawro and his sarcastic bollocks for the evening.

Indeed. A complete myth that he was anything other than just about not shit in the championshit as well.

Pirlo. Aye. A shout for De Rossi too perhaps? Think he's been fantastic.

Just interested in who folk think has been player of the tournament so far?

This. Not one of the West Ham fans I know like him. I'd not be at all surprised to see Redknapp back there before the end of next season.

Undoubtedly the best is this little gem: 'Scholes. Just for being a poor man's Gerrard... (Which still is a magnificent footballer, mind)'

Commentary last night was absolutely shocking. The Ronaldo rimming was something else.

Baros is truly fucking terrible.

Thinking exactly the same.

BBC doing a good job of destroying any semblance of atmosphere by turning up the commentary to drown out the crowd.

You do wonder how a vast majority of these blokes actually find employment. Are producers really that ignorant as to how twats like Townsend and Bright come across to the general public? It's plainly obvious they don't have a fucking clue what they're doing/saying. Commentary on radio 5live is fairly decent - particularly like Jimmy Armfield's co-commentary.

Nah, he's worse than Crooks. Crooks is just mental. He's just a sad, older, mental cunt. To use a horrendous analogy... Crooks'd be like getting stabbed off a drug addict for your wallet when you're walking about, you can understand it is cos he's not in full control of his marbles, just wants a fix. Bright is the snide sort of cunt who copies your card in his bad restaurant and doesn't even need the money, he already has a fully functioning business, he's just robbing you to make you suffer. Just seen this. Brilliant.

Terrible decision, football-wise for Diame. ££££ talks though, I suppose. God, if only Blackpool had beaten that bunch of twats.