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Was worried the rain would spoil his cover-up job for the rapidly receding hairline

Fingers crossed

I think I hate Chelsea more than Manure. I'm still feeling grateful that they beat Villa to give us the CL spot

Lol. Palmer off.

So glad we don't have an old cunt like Fergie or Dogleash stinking up the place

Beyond Minteh and Mitoma Brighton lack fret

If you were a Wolves fan, how on earth could you find any sort of connection with that squad. No characters, and all there before that cunt Mendez can fuck you off elsewhere to earn himself a few more dollars.

Wants to be the main man, which won't happen so long as Salah and Van Dick are there.

Gerrin Minteh scores

Fucked cunts

I can't even listen to the match, let alone watch it. Fuck those cunts.

3-1 to them

Never a fucking striker

Had to be that cunt scoring too

He dresses like me Da, at 72, who only wears ill-fitting black jogging bottoms - wherever he goes - and a fucking polo top

It's who they are mate

Olise is such a good player. Doesn't in the least look out of place at this top level

I'd be mighty surprised if Simeone won any more trophies with Atleti. Feels like the end of era with him there

Aye, don't blame the club, like. A multitude of factors made the whole shitshow untenable for us

Such a one man team this lot

I hate that cunt Palmer

Only 8 million less than Cuntsak

That fat cunt Slot - who hasn't achieved half as fucking much - would do well to hear what 'class' sounds like

Break a leg, you cunt

What shirt are Juve wearing?