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Crazy. Absolutely crazy.

Cole fucking Palmer in the top 10 for the balloon d'or?

Just seen the Inter score - does Chivu not like Lautaro?

He's married to some non-entity love islander I think

How the fuck does that Lego head cunt get away with being out of his fucking area all the fucking time

He's absolutely class. Just needs minutes now

Another great example of inconsistency today.

We'd be lost without him

Would like to think I've got a lot of patience for most of our squad, but this bloke is a waste of a fucking shirt. Every time.

The saga of the summer killed any momentum we had from last season. We look totally shot

See the Chelsea-Fulham game. One rule for the cartel, another for the rest.

We've set everything up avoid defeat, not get a win

It's all nitpicking with Miley, mind. The kid is 19

Nick needs the full 90 here

One hundred fucking percent

Willock is done, like. Pointless player

5 at the back Our midfield will be non-existent

Please play Hall and Tino and lock down Semenyo and Kluivert.

I'm really struggling to get enthused about any games this season. It's just become so fucking obvious that the entire framework for competition and governance exists to protect - and grow - the commercial revenue of cartel clubs The network of economic/financial connections that owners like Boehley have in the national and international economies just further muddy the waters. It's hard to invest in a game which you know is rigged to cap your achievements

I suspect it'll be more or less unchanged from Barca knowing Eddie. Woltemade to come in for Gordon as the only change

Fucking pathetic that from Santos

Have seen very little from him to suggest we missed out so far

These fucking unblemished white trainers does my head in. Look like they're one-wear jobs then bin

The amount of protection Chelsea and Liverpool get from refs and the PL is unreal