Toon No9

Linked with Eric Bailly today in the Mirror!?? No thanks!!!

Can't see Ekitike signing for PSG. Who should he play instead of? Messi? Mbappe? Neymar? He's a promissing player, but he's not at that level.

I'd go all out for Paqueta. Him and Bruno could be a brilliant midfield duo for many years to come. Both young and get on very well together. Would rather we sign a cheaper DC than Botman as backup/one for the future behind Burn and Schär, if it means we could buy Paqueta. Would be happy if we end up with theese signings this window: Targett, Paqueta, Ekitike, a backup CB and a RW(would prefer Diaby, but don't know if he is realistic).

If Botman doesn't want to be here, move on to the next on the list. We need players that wants to be here and play for THIS club. If he wanted to come here he would've already signed.

Paq-man or Eriksen.

So I guess Del Piero HAS lived in the goldfish bowl Jenas was talking about?!

WC -86, Zico and Maradona. First WC I remember and it was magic!!! Before that I can only remember Björn Kindlund (swedish player of AIK) as some kind of player I admired.

What other striker targets do we have?

Paqueta and Diaby are the ones I would like us to sign the most. Don't think we'll end up signing any of them.

Looks photoshoped to me, but I'm no expert?!

Targett would be a great signing for £12M. And if we could get Eriksen on a free, that would free up some good money to spend on a CB and a RW. Targett and Eriksen are two players who would be perfect to take us to the next level. Then an upgrade on them in 2 years.

Richard Masters? No?

What's a fair price for a painting? Well, I guess it's what someone is prepared to pay, isn't it? It's always about what the buyer is willing to pay! That's how it is in most buissiness.

What does it say?

Then add Hendersson, Darwin Nunez, Targett/Renan Lodi and Ekitike. Then we're good for a while and can take a two windows ban for breaking the FFP rules.?‍♂️ Who should we sign after the ban then??

Think all three kits look nice. Would prefer the green on the away kit to be black instead. That would look really good. Can anyone fix that in fotoshop or paint or whatever?

How could Chelsea be worth £4,2B and Newcastle £300M? Who makes theese valuations?

How did they make that price up? Is that a fair market value? Then our new sponsors must be allowed to pay in the region of the same amount!

So Abramovich sells the club for £4,2B and makes no money from it? So who gets the money?

Have a feeling both Ritchie and Hayden will end up at Bournemouth. Would be good for all involved.

Everyone is awful in a Man U shirt theese days!?

Must be going to the geordiedentist I suppose?

Well, he had one at least! A visit to the dentist tomorrow I'd guess...

Talking about players and palindrome, Lodi is a spurious palindrome (idol backwards).

Very nice kit. But I don't like the colours. Has nothing to do with Newcastle United. It's more a saudi kit. Would love it if the green would be switched to black and the crest to have the original colours.