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finish by Rafael, that.

fucking legend! says he's picked up "canny" and "whey aye man"

on Soccer Saturday now. Said that he likes Argentinian Salsa, but the others play hip-hop in the dressing room.

the first one. Riley: "your name..?" Barton: "prisoner 95562" Riley: "har har Joseph, you little scamp"

I love it how loads of articles I've read online bleat on about it being racial abuse, but fail to mention how or what was said/done other than pointing a finger at Agbonlahor. I think the answer is, they don't know.

Steven Taylor in Revolution last night, later joined by Andy Carroll and David Edgar (who looked pissed off all night). Vaguely remember seeing them again in Tup Tup Palace, but I was so out of it I don't really remember much, think Carroll was mouthing off in the toilets.

I just like to laugh at the fuckers who can't get the ball off the ground.

why was he amazed if we made an offer? That we shouldn't be, because our owner wants out? Fuck him. Cunt.

might as well put WBA in if you're including that lot. Having said that, I doubt we'll be challenging for 5th.

its been 18 months since I gave up my season ticket, but when I had one, there were plenty of things no end. One being returning to my seat following a cup game the previous weekend, which I didn't attend, and my fucking seat was broken and wouldn't automatically return upright, I had to do it myself. Thank you Newcastle for letting some fat fucking bastard break it. It was the row 2nd up from the main walkway in the Milburn (the one thats above the tunnel and dugouts) and of course the row in front had a barrier in front of it, and we had 2 kids in front of us who used to stand on the barrier whenever there was a half chance. I know everyone stands up when theres a chance, but usually you can still see over them, but these little buggers standing on the barrier made themselves about 7 foot tall. The amount of stuff I missed or only "half saw" because of it was unbelieveable.

expected to see better from Villa to be honest, but not denying we played well. Oba and Jonas

nothing will ever beat that "loyalty robe" they churned out to commemorate joker park. It got a mention in the second lets all laugh at sunderland I think, for anyone that doesn't remember but has that. I hit the deck laughing when I saw it.

obviously I'm barking up the wrong tree asking for an iPhone...

signed Blackburn shirt from 2005-2006 season (was pissed at a sportsmans dinner and bought it for £30!), various signed programmes and 3 autograph books worth full of autographs ranging from John Terry to Shaun Goater.

I think I speak for all of us when I say yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy :celb: :frantic:

just got in from work, gonna watch the 2nd half now. Had radio on on the way back. Lowes made out Taylor's not been too good, and Martins is all over the place. Also calling Bednar, Bendtner

mackem on legends "he'll get the same at every ground he goes to" bernie and malcolm, "yeah, he won't get coins thrown at him". tit. EDIT: bernie now saying that around 15000 mackems that stayed behind to taunt our fans should have been kicked out. "Kindest" I've ever heard him be about us.

smurk. its cewel.

Mark Clement tried to claim that by kissing the badge, he's been hypocritical in saying he's a "changed man"

its been coming up on my facebook anarl that my mackem mates have joined groups like "kieran richardson is a sunderland legend", "we always win 2-1" etc, and loads of them have pictures of the scoreboard as their profile picture.

prefer me own, tbh. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/IMG000012.jpg

my attempt... Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career, then think "f*** it" and sign on. Choose a football team. Choose sunderland. Choose fizzy pop league. Choose bob murray. Choose howard wilkinson. Choose 18 points. Choose 15 points. Choose Burnley away in mid-January. Choose playing Peterbrough away in the league cup while your rivals host Juventus in the Champions League. Choose naming your stadium after the real one in Portugal. Choose Tore Andre Flo. Choose your players firing a BB gun at the public. Choose your players getting filmed on a phone going 2's up on a lass. Choose a lanky Irishman. Choose the punjabi army. Choose banging your sister up a back alley in castletown. Choose £5 football shirts in Geordie Jeans. Choose The Bridges. Choose a big paddling pool. Choose telling people on holiday you're from "near Newcastle". Choose losing to your local rivals year in, year out. Choose boycotting Sugar Puffs. Choose withdrawing your money from Northern Rock. Choose boycotting Sports Soccer, then realising your benefits won't allow you to shop at the upmarket Primark. Choose signing the wrong player. Choose playing at Newcastle Road. Choose 9p-a-bottle-trampy blue pop. Choose Mick McCarthy. Choose wheeling out Jim Montgomery at every god forsaken opportunity. Choose giving your academy a shitty name like your stadium. Choose 2 European games in your entire history. Choose wearing red and white. Choose opting not to go into the Intertoto because you want to get into Europe "properly", then not actually getting there. Choose stefan schwarz. Choose joachim bjorklund. Choose matthew piper. Choose lilian laslandes. Choose Lonsdale. Choose Reg Vardy. Choose Coining a football player. Choose running on the pitch. Choose singing songs about one of the greatest English managers ever dying. Choose obesity. Choose Greggs. Choose thrashing after thrashing. Choose shopping in, working in, going out in, going to university in Newcastle. Choose being a BNP stronghold. Choose keeyze. Choose sewpa dewpa compewtaz. Choose trying to claim anywhere thats not within a 2 mile radius of the centre of Newcastle is in Gateshead or Durham, and that Gateshead and Durham are part of sunderland. Choose pretending your town is a city. Choose cheesy chips. I didn't just choose a life, I thought "my f***ing god I'd rather lick me dad's hangers than be a f***ing mackem".

FUCK ME!!!!!!! How bias were mackem brown and the appropriately named "clem" on look north?!?!

go mental in the stands? No f***ing need to go on the pitch man. Manyoo fans don't storm the pitch when they win the league/cup/champions league...

Some of them were ours really? surprised by that.