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just seen the goals. The second was absolute quality.

Arrrgh! I'd love to do it, but as I haven't graduated yet I stand no chance. Hopefully whoever gets it will quit in about 2 years!

Just got in about 15 mins ago. Fucking typical having to work when 'my team' are playing. Throws the bet up in the air 'n' all now. Hopefully they'll draw against France and Romania 'cos this looks like an inevitable win.

I've had "Oh.... I thought they paid the player like £20 million pounds to join them"

I had "What the hells that on the wall? You don't do geography" from my 2 female flatmates when they saw I'd stuck the Euro 2008 wallchart on the wall like.

decent goal against Uruguay like. (I'm not saying thats enough for us to go out and sign him, for whose who jump the gun)

Newcastle to Ipswich - 281 mi – about 5 hours 0 mins Newcastle to Stoke-on-Trent - 199 mi – about 3 hours 30 mins Good news if he'll go, but lets see if he raises his "I'll miss my mam" excuse again.

well that was cack. The Polish didn't seem to care that we were begging for them to lose. We opened the windows, and turned the telly up full blast when the German national anthem came on, and went nuts for their 2 goals. They were out in the back garden, and probably heard us, but were to busy fannying on having a BBQ. I think they're not interested in football which means we won't have got to them, and they'll continue to blast out the Polish and Albanian Eurovision entries from 1996 24/7 still.

Hopefully he'll nab a couple of goals. Well, he wants to, I've got a fiver on him.

I fancy Austria to nick an equiliser here.

I like Croatia, but I've found myself routing for an Austrian goal, just for shits and giggles. It'd be a laugh if they came back to win this, and beat Poland to finish 2nd in the group. However Portugal would destroy them in the quarter final.

fucking hell. Could have taken a touch.

mackems are obviously clutching at straws about having players representing them in this tournament, just had a text off a mate, "Jurgen Macho - the greatest Austrian sunderland ever had"

aren't Austria ranked lower than Mozambique and Qatar? Or did I dream reading that?

1-0 Modric pen.

fucking hell. Pen already.

Chiles is busy showing us his mothers side of the family...

I think Unbelieveable! had his post pretty much spot on there. Its a risk, but should it work, it'll pay dividends. Out of interest, wheres Speccy nowadays? Haven't seen a post from him in ages.

Stick a big German flag out of your window and play Haselhoff tunes all day. we managed to drown them out the other week playing Land of Hope and Glory, Rule Britainnia and the likes all day. That seems like a good idea though. Although they'll all probably be too pissed to care.

Roll on Germany vs. Poland later. I'm going over to my mates place to watch it. He lives next to a house full of Polish builders (at least 10, maybe 15 in a 4 bed house). They've been complete cunts for the past 8 months, shouting, making loud noises, and more often than not blasting Polish europop 24/7 (even putting the speaker next to the window). However we're interested to see if they get all jeered up for the game tonight. If Germany score we're going to go absolutely mental just to get our own back.

He'll score. I should have put money on it. On Jaxx - "Will Emre score against Portugal?" Yes - 19/10 No - 3/10

Is the studio on ITV in Austria or Switzerland, or are they stuck in Blighty watching on a screen?

been quite a year for him fair play to him really, he took the chance to move to Fenerbahce and he's obviously doing the business in Turkey.

Would anyone else quite like to harm Gary Lineker?

a bit underved tbf, they haven't done much, although Switzerland haven't taken their chance despite being the better team.