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either the Lambton Worm or the Wheatsheaf (my two locals) should have it. If not, then aye, Huxters.

leave chester alone, eh?

Nah, Miss Palmer and Miss Kensit were not in the store.

It'd be quality if we did it in partnership with Tesco though. As an employee of the supermarket I'd expect my staff discount to count for match tickets

Dunno, I only saw him at the sandwich bit. Didn't even realise he was there at first. Was too busy trying to solve the dilemma of having a BLT or Hoi sin duck wrap

but did Luque have a Louis Vuitton man-bag? Tbh it didn't do much for his image!

nah haha, I went to the same checkout as him too (stalker!) and his English seemed alright when he spoke to the checkout lass.

just seen him in the Tesco Metro in Jesmond this afternoon. Said "alright Jose?" and got a smile and a "yes thanks" back from him while while we looked at the sandwiches. Was going to ask if he's starting tonight but I think I drew attention to him from other people in the shop so I didn't bother.

Hahneman blatantly belongs in Limp Bizkit/Linkin Park/Bowling for Soup or a band like that! How I want to shave off that silly little mound of hair under his bottom lip!

you've got to love Africans and their crazy celebrations!

Just a quick post and dunno if it's been mentioned, but I'm fucking fuming from this in the ronny's coverage of it. "I am told that all the talk about Allardyce’s position has alerted one of the top football agents in the world. And that he has told Ashley he could give him one of the top managers on the continent." can someone please fucking execute this fucking twat. Happy new year to all, I'm going to get shit-faced!

Pavarotti dies and goes up to heaven. When he gets there, the first person he bumps into is Princess Diana. He goes over to her, and says "Hi, Di, you're looking like a healthy spirit....oh, and jesus that's a hell of a big halo you have! I hope I've led a good enough life to have a halo as big as yours!" Then, there's an awkward pause. Diana looks f****** fuming with Pavarotti. Finally, she opens her mouth, and says, "f*** off you fat f****** piece of s***, it's not a f****** halo, its a steering wheel". Will that do you? Off-topic, but.... old old old....it was originally about the queen mother dying and meeting the postponer of the liverpool game fine. But I didn't think the whole string of Maddie McCann jokes I know would have been appropriate.

Pavarotti dies and goes up to heaven. When he gets there, the first person he bumps into is Princess Diana. He goes over to her, and says "Hi, Di, you're looking like a healthy spirit....oh, and jesus that's a hell of a big halo you have! I hope I've led a good enough life to have a halo as big as yours!" Then, there's an awkward pause. Diana looks fucking fuming with Pavarotti. Finally, she opens her mouth, and says, "Fuck off you fat fucking piece of shit, it's not a fucking halo, its a steering wheel". Will that do you? Off-topic, but....

the chewing gum you swallowed last week to digest and finally come out at the other end

Reminds me of Michael Owen when he first broke through at Liverpool. *sigh* I don't watch enough foreign football :-[

against nurses though yeah, nurses that happen to play for Jarra Roofing they "happen" to play for jarra roofing...not just "play" for jarra roofing. trying to convince me with your tricky word play eh ? well i'm having none of it. it's well known the nurses play rugby no, the "happen" is there to emphasise that nurses do indeed play for jarra roofing, as you seemed to dismiss such a suggestion.

its one of those things thats highly irritating yet never given, along with foul throws, which just dont seem to matter anymore, i reckon a player could haul it in over arm nowadays and they wouldnt pull them on it They've also slackened off on the "goalkeepers moving off their line when a penalty is taken" rule too imo

against nurses though yeah, nurses that happen to play for Jarra Roofing

being sensible for a minute, and not posting bullshit about babies skinning nurses, that list has missed off some kid that plays for QPR. I was reading it in one of the rags today. Made his debut against Watford at 15 years 287 days, and Chelsea and Barcelona supposedly want him. Forogt the name though.

An ITK for you - Jonny Turner - 2 days old. My grandad was in the Freeman the other week having an X-ray on his hip, and this kid apparantly popped out the womb, kipped for a day, then the day after just jumped up found a football that just happened to be lying about in the maternity ward, took it past 2 nurses before cooly sliding it into the closing doors of the lift. If, at 2 days old, that's not the sign of a wonderkid, then I don't know what is.

I'd prefer a tab in hand, beanie hat and stud in the ear a la Slaven Bilic tbh

If it means we're going to win the League, FA Cup, and most importantly the Carling Cup in 2011 I'm all for it. I'm yet to see us win a trophy (apart from the famous Intertoto vicotory, the 1997 Irish Cup and a few Northumberland Senior Cup's) in my lifetime, so waiting another 5 years for 3 (and then the Community Shield) won't bother me a bit.

is he going to introduce Great Purges too?

or go back to his recluse status and sit in a small wooden hut near Carter Bar nibbling away at a spare rib?

It's funny though how Parker once again looks a class act now that he doesn't have 50,000 "supporters" screaming nonsensical abuse at him every two weeks. its more to do with him passing forwards i think mate, and i'm the harshest critic of our lot give him time, he'll soon run out of steam and take to spinning around again