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Hence the reason we are the "loyalest football supporters the world has ever had" and "we are the geordies, the soopa geordies" according to two of our chants...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/Cristiano_Ronaldo_Kaka_Lionel_Messi.jpg Messi looks like the scruffy kid you went to school with in that photo. Horrible long (greasy) hair and an adidas hoody that must be about 10 years old.

To watch the match. har de har. Just found it interesting they decided to go and watch a 3rd round tie of the FA youth cup

any particular reason why Smith and Zog attended???

Another clanger from Anal... Alan Oliver

He has to give Enrique a runout and play the Zog on the left. I'm of the opinion Zoggy will fucking torture them if let loose.

and does it only come in one size, to suit his nickname?

1 and a half inches in vole form though.

he has the ability to morph into a small vole, tunnel under the pitch and make divots in the oppositions penalty area. Therefore when Butt tries a 35 yard daisy cutter, the ball could hit one of these divots and fly past the opposing goalkeeper into the back of the net, whereby swarms of young children in the Gallowgate End will flood onto the pitch, waving their scarves and salute our centre half/vole-man.

Would that be Robbie Stockdale's kid brother....? (If he has one)

back to the game..... Hands up (metaphorically) who was baffled by the choice to give Smith the captaincy after Geremi was taken off? Would've thought that Given, Beye, Cacapa, Barton, even Butt might have been ahead of him, having had previous experience of captaining a team. Never mind.

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic: 2 injury time winners in 2 games! What's happening??!?!? Dare I question the idea we've been watching clips of the mackems?

Dickson Etuhu's kid brother gets a 4th for city

you just know they will score in the 98th min what the fucks been going on for 8 mins added time??

Wigan score 5 goals in a Premier League game

5-3

do you lot sing the song Celtic had for him? Maloney Maloney Maloney Maloney, Maloney Maloney Maloney or something. (to the tune of that song thats meant to be stereotypically Mexican)

hope to god Villa get an equiliser. Gonna be in the company with mackems tonight. As I'm not feeling aawer confident about our game, my night could be hell. If they win no doubt they'll launch a DVD of this memorable victory.

4-3 wigan. can't wait to see this tonight!

3-3 now! did anyone put that bet on?

I was in the kitchen, but I've just heard Garth Crooks say something like "perhaps Titus Bramble was at fault for the Blackburn goal"

I've got BBC score on. How bloody long has Steve Sutton been going??? Jesus he must be getting on now

You should all be doing fuckin cartwheels why? Just don't see why an appointment had to be made now. Should have just let Brooking/Pearce do it until next summer as we have nowt to play for. Then start the search after Euro 2008 when theres bound to be a lot of managerial movement. The non-stop s*** the FA would have taken from the media means that was never likely to happen True. I agree with you there. But then again the FA deserve all she s**** they get anyway. They're a bunch of fuckwits who f***** up with the last mug they appointed and should have been made to resign from their posts Fast forward two years and we'll be posting the same thing again probably. More than likely. I've always felt I could be part of the top brass at the FA. It always makes me laugh that after leaving, Crozier went to become head of the Post Office. That says something about the lack of football knowledge you need to have to do the job. ........or the lack of postage knowledge you need to do the post-office job...

You should all be doing fuckin cartwheels why? Just don't see why an appointment had to be made now. Should have just let Brooking/Pearce do it until next summer as we have nowt to play for. Then start the search after Euro 2008 when theres bound to be a lot of managerial movement. The non-stop s*** the FA would have taken from the media means that was never likely to happen True. I agree with you there. But then again the FA deserve all she shite they get anyway. They're a bunch of fuckwits who fucked up with the last mug they appointed and should have been made to resign from their posts

I love it how FA spokesmen are coming out and saying that "we feel we've made the right appointment". To be honest, they've appointed their only real choice. Mourinho knocked it back and no-one else jumped at the chance to take the job. Capello was the only one who threw his name into the hat. (Redknapp said he'd take it if they asked him, but didn't go all out and say he wanted to leave Pompey to take it). Oh, and I love this from Setanta Sports News (I have virgin so don't get skysports news): "We asked soccer legend Steve Claridge, and he had this to say..."