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do hope the mag leaves a tip was more hoping he nicks the twat who posted the thread's season ticket - just for shits and giggles

He should be grateful-saves his dad from doing it.

gets better. There's someone on there called 'Jay' who's started umpteen threads This is gold though, the pathetic little twat http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=285348 "theres a newcastle fan in my house, and he's fucking my sister - MUST POST IT ON THE INTERNET!"

"The way whenever any team scores against them, they react as if the goalscorer had shagged their lass in their house right in front of them. Twisted snarling faces and aggressive hysterics. No other clubs' supporters are as paranoid as the mags are. Actually it's the reason I enjoy watching them: it gives me a laugh so often." bollockssss! From what I've heard, they're the ones that foam at the mouth in anger when our coaches leave their town (town, not city)

dance of the nights or summit Cheers I'm being a bit nosy like, but any particular reason?

dance of the nights or summit

hahahaahahahahaahahahaha. You sick fuck!

in a nutshell, taking the piss out of the mackem accent. and anything with the "ee" sound in will do the job

can safely say from when the pillock started doing that on TV up until the last game of last season (the last one with my season ticket), I never heard one person anywhere near me do it. Thank fuck!

I hope to god Viduka gets the winner. 'Cos while winding up a mackem mate on MSN, I have just dreamed up a stupid headline. "SEWPA DEWPA MARK VIDEWKA!" actually its not that great

have a flick through though, as boring as it seems. many are discussing how they're going to get brown envelopes, whether it be nicking them from work, or believe it or not, bothering to go to a shop to buy some. You see, the genious behind they keys idea is that it took 2 minutes, and most if not all people have at least one set of keys on them when they leave their house. It just sums that lot up that they've gone into such intense detail about how to pull off such a devious little scheme.

anyone seen this? They reckon they're all going to wave brown envelopes at Sam with regards to the now old-news bung allegations. I'm sorry like, I'll give them credit for making the effort, but its just copying the age-old key joke, and it isn't as funny. Here is the link to see their top secret sewpa dewpa masterplan.... (ps. I like it how its a brown envelope "PLEA", I thought it was only charities who made plea's. However I can see a starking similarity between an Ethiopian village and Pennywell) http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=285059

I'm beginning to feel physically sick already. Christ I'm pathetic

Offiongs banging them in for Hamilton now!

an ITK told me if Chopra celebrates in front of us that Mike Ashley is planning to chin him. when I gave a look of, " " the ITK also asked if I'd ever seen Ashley's right hook

what I said before is on the official site http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1163935,00.html and there I was thinking I had "breaking news" if you will

don't know if this has been mentioned, can't be arsed to check tbh, but a mackem mate informed me that Ashley will NOT be allowed to wear his top and so is instead sitting in the away end!

yeah, I've escaped to Heaton for the purposes of uni, but I still come into contact with the fuckers on a day-to-day basis

f****** bricking it tbh. coming from Chester-le-Street, I've spent my life in a "halfy-half" town, falling on the Mag side due to me dad. (who was born in Newcastle and raised in Chapel Park) and so on a day-to-day basis I have to mix with this lot, and many of my mates are season ticket holders at the stadium of s****. For them to win would make their season, regardless if they go down. They won't stop talking about it, they'll probably make a video of it, and t-shirts too. My mates will have the goals on their phones, their iPods. They'll call us crap, and bring the result up at every opportunity. If we dare to mention the drubbings they've had in recent years they'll tell us we're living in the past, although they still clinch to their two 2-1's in the early 2000's. mackems man - they're f****** delirious. Fair enough the one's I know are smashing lads outside of talking about football, they could drink for England, but f*** me, when it comes to football I just want to f****** knock them into next week. Therefore, at any point in history, to see them beat us, home or away, does not bear thinking about, nor is it acceptable.

might go to me SU (Northumbria). I'll get a mix there, watched the Australia/France/South Africa rugby games there and the atmosphere got better with each one. Also might be some mackems in there so I can taunt the fuckers if we win. However if we lose I'm pegging it home...

I don't know!!!!! Where in town should/is going to have a good atmosphere? Otherwise its the boring old Chillingham Arms...

this. spot on.

scored last night in a 1-1 draw

where do people think one of the best places in town will be to watch this?? Would Sam Jack's be good if they still have that "mighty mackem mocker" in?

the father agreed with Rob Lee when I asked, however, he also threw this mans name into the hat, although he can't remember how much we paid for him... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/davidkelly.jpg something like 35 goals in 70 games and key in helping us gain promotion to the promised land.... I think he had a point