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we'll just have to go and beat Portsmouth 3-1 next week then. fuck. Goal ruled out for offside

FOR FUCKS SAKE

hahahaah yeahhhhh!! We'll take anything! Ando reckons we'll go on and win it

f****** ironic I was eating a bag of Wotsits when Kitson scored

make the changes now. Don't delay

1-0 kitson

did Lowes just say the clocks go back tonight? I never knew that

fucking hell. How its still 0-0 I don't know

wouldn't surprise me if Emre's off by half time. Lowes saying he's struggling out on the left.

nah, I agree with John Anderson. If we're serious about getting a top 6 finish, regardless of it being an away game, we should be beating teams like Reading who are conceding goals left right and centre.

Where's Wazza commentating these days? Sky I think, for football first. Lowes said "We'll just get a word with Warren Barton, who's here doing TV work"

the inspiration behind my name has just said "Noocarsuw to win 2-1" EDIT: and I'm not saying Taylor should be in the team, far from it. It's just worrying that he will adopt the wrong attitude and want away because he's not the first defender on the team sheet. I'm desperate for him to become a legend for us, with him being a local lad, and not to spit his dummy out and ask to be sold. Hopefully Sam has explained the situation and reasoning behind it, and even more so, hopefully Taylor will have understood this

Taylor's gonna spit his dummy out soon I think

very odd choice in midfield. Hope to god this doesn't go balls up

dear lord. Makes that "Hey Shearer" song look professional

does anyone know where in Newcastle will be showing the games? A google search threw up luckies, but a phone call dismissed this... I'm not trailing back to me roots in Chester-le-Street where I know I can watch it...

hahahaahahahahaahahaha. for a laugh at mackems, go on these 3 topics on their forum. I had to read again when I saw the title. They really do have too much time on their hands when they're not down the dole office/watching Jeremy Kyle/knocking up their lass(?) http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=280800 - As they can't get a job, they prefer to ask each other what their father does http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=281372 - Because living in sunderland, there's no such thing as a sexy woman http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=281411 - Number of possibilities here. 1) The sunderland uni geography lecturers aren't doing their job 2) keane is planning to sign a "sewpastar" from Mexico or 3) their lass wants a fortnight in "Can- cewn" for a "hunay-mewn"

my manager at work said this to me, and I just laughed in his face to be honest. And I'm going to continue laughing here - No. However, he did also say in pre-season we should've taken Robbie Fowler on a free, therefore his opinion is invalid.

I know they're not Premier League, but don't Palace have a team over there? I did my research and I think they go by the name of the "Baltimore Eagles"? is it? Or something like that? And yes, wasn't USA '94 meant to kick a football phenomenon over there?

pretty much matches my view

an ITK (mate of mine) said he's just seen Souness pull up at the Lane for talks

;D

I'm sorry, but......DEAR LORD!

;D please to god tell me you're joking with that statement...

It's worse if you play with/against them, as I have been unfortunate enough to do. I remember one guy saying "dude, go for the one-timer". I guess he was trying to say hit it first time. There were plenty other examples but I can't think of them right now. It does make you cringe hearing them talk about it, I guess they can't help it but I think a lot of them (certainly the ones I met and have lived with) were a lost cause, they've been brought up on sports like Baseball and American Football and the culture of those sports is totally different. yeah, I went to Mexico, and the English (and Irish) had a match against the Mexicans on the beach. However the Americans (and a few Canadians) heckled us into letting them play. As for your "one-timer" example, I had one shout to me to play a "low ball", which I interpreted as a straight-forward, side-footed pass along the ground. To this day I have no idea what he meant.