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Literally the worst result/performance imaginable. We're no better off points wis but the the powers that be will also see the second half as a reason to give him more time.

FFS. He'll escape criticism for that, despite the calamitous decision to play Murphy at right-wing back and let us be overran in centre mid for 90 minutes. We're so reliant on ASM it's embarrassing.

Had enough time and space to make a brew, read the paper and build a fucking garage

That’s him dropped against Everton

Shelvey’s that bloke someone you play fives with brought along one week and he keeps turning up. The fucker doesn’t speak to anyone, you don’t like him, he’s fucking shit but he thinks he’s better than everyone else.

He's more than capable of making foods with a high-saturated fat content disappear in an instant tbf.

Nailed on the Head Churner Coach will be "encouraged" by that, despite the fact we don't like scoring whatsoever. Shelvey and Hendrick are laughably pointless. If the butter lord gives the latter the full 90, he deserves the sack for that alone.

Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck was that you bald cunt?

VERY surprised any member of the public was able to get that close to the stadium nevermind the players entrance. SJP has been within a secured zone for months now? I was thinking the same. Probably one of the players that chucked it. Definitely didn't pass it, far too accurate. Also wasn't Jamal Lewis as it left his hand far too quickly.

Someone tell Leeds they only way they can stop him is to go studs-up at both knees.

VERY surprised any member of the public was able to get that close to the stadium nevermind the players entrance. SJP has been within a secured zone for months now? Every cunt's back on furlough, aren't they?

Is there any written protocol around players wearing coats while on the pitch? I'm concerned Jeffrey and Jonjo might catch colds with all that standing and walking x

With the exception of a few (Darlow and the centre halves), I've given up trying to predict his teams - and yesterday's "it was his turn to miss out" comment didn't help!

His last game between now and Saturday? Aye.

It's amazing that the homemade "banner" isn't the shabbiest signage in that photo.

Leeds will cut through us, like a hot knife through butter. Now that's an area where Stephen can boast of vast expertise.

"Well wuh made it to the ground and yuh naw, with travel restrictions in place, that's a positive step. Wuh here and wuh aybal to play - and I'm encouraged by that."

Delicate buttery cunt. Mrs Bruce is taking him down the shops for another vat of Lurpak because he's been a big bwave boy standing up to the bullies.

My thoughts too. But why did he act that way? If he was going to lie to Edwards he could just as well lie to the TV camera. I was thinking more that he couldn't say anything because it's nowhere done yet, discussions are ongoing or whatever. But now it seems like it's gonna be official any day. So strange this. He was very snappy about it. Suppose we were on the brink of signing someone and he was asked about it - but it wasn't completed and thus he couldn't comment. I don't think he'd have taken the tone he did.

"Well wuh canteen's got Kerrygold in now alongside the Lurpak, so when wuh eatin' wuh crumpets wuhv got that bit of choice."

All levels of shite if it's true. Getting him another assistant ffs. Why aren't we pieing off one of the other Steves?

There you go. It's nowt.

I guess there's a possibility...

Absolutely.

Amazed his nose isn't the size of his gut, given the amount of fibs he tells.