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Nah, he's hoping they'll continue to be as shit as us

Nailed on he eats this shite:

Got to admire the Don's quotes trying to make out he put them on the right footing.

Didn't realise last year's final between Portsmouth and Salford is being played the day before theirs

Mackem game's gone to pens. No extra time.

Brady

Mackems 1-0 down in their pizza cup semi-final.

Therein lies another problem. We shouldn't have to factor in that our best players might miss significant chunks of the season. Admittedly ASM was done in with Covid but both last season and this, he's suffered non-impact injuries. It's not an impact injury that's put Wilson out either. The way butter boy talks, it's like injuries have to be accepted, taken on the chin (one of many) and there's no way of reducing the risk - which isn't the case at all.

Bet he doesn't take his big coat off. Fuck knows how many buffet-sized portions of Anchor you can fit in those deep pockets.

Silver is the colour, Lurpak is its name. Buy two together, there will be no shame. So eat it all and avoid all blame, Brucey's, Brucey's heart will be in pain.

Andy Carroll carrying the look of an Iceland (shop, not the country) mam.

Aka "Freeview nonce".

"So thuh ball's gunner go towards yuh head and wut yhuv got to do is move yuh head so it gaws near beg Jaw"

I think the medical term is "being Scottish".

Keeps him away from and out of bother at the Carnation factory.

Joelinton sliding on his arse within seconds of coming on

What did he do.like? They showed one angle where you could see two players jumping to head it and he was coming in behind them stooping to head the ball without jumping and having no chance at getting it, while leaving men free behind him. One of who scored. You can't blame Gayle for that goal man You think that's bad? Wait 'til Stifler chimes in with his view on Peter Bankes's performance...

He must constantly give himself hiccups.

Bruce is literally a mouth-breather. Every fucking time the camera's on him his gob's open inhaling air.

Sadly I think Kelsey Grammer's legs have gone. He'd be slower than Shelvey.

I think it'll be back to the much-loved practice of rolling and dusting.

& Darlow who is spinning around like he's on the waltzer at the Hoppings or some shit. Aye, but that shot he saved from Werner early on that was straight at him was Banks-esque.

Taking the opportunity to bin our useless sack of shit manager and addressing our weak areas during a month where you're allowed to sign new players definitely wouldn't have affected this outcome.

Bruce giving an insight into his Valentine's Day, talking about "being a bit more adventurous going the other way".

Team sheets go around the press box around an hour and 15 before kick off.