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"How many times over the years have you all sat down with your family after Christmas dinner and instead watching a Bond film, you've stuck this on the telly? And how many times have you all mocked yer da's aaful running style or pathetic little jump?"

"On a scale of 'shite buttery mess' to 'sleeve-rolling omnitwat', how much of a daft cunt is yer da?"

Somewhere a certain someone has just choked on a spoonful of butter.

Here they go again. They won’t protest themselves which would publicise their current discontent because that would be ‘magesque’ yet they expect journalists to write a whole raft of articles about it instead. If the fans don’t give a single fuck why should journalists? Sunderland AFC - ‘Can’t someone else do it’ There's someone else in the replies basically saying that - for all he hates our fans, we make a noise about MA, so it gets attention. Both you and he have hit the nail on the head.

Turning on the Magedia again.

If it stays like this, they're 10 points off an automatic spot. Doncaster, in second, also have two games in hand on them.

"Lackaquolla-ee. Lackaquolla-ee. Definitely. Lackaquolla-ee. Aye?"

Nikos Dabizas and his 11 just missing out making the list.

Wonder if the advert for the “Predator Freak” has ever appeared on the hoardings of the BT Cellnet Riverside Stadium? Would be slightly unnerving for the local populace, surely?

Marketing masterstroke from the founder and CEO of the Dean brand

Farce.

Mike Dean walking over to the monitor to buy himself some time to consider how he can make this all about him

It’s being the size of a small island, not your job.

Heard he reckons the Holocaust was made up anarl.

The fun game of “what minute will Isaac Hayden go down injured?” has been replaced with “what minute will Jonjo Shelvey be caught bent over, hands on thighs?” Answer is nearly always between one and 45, usually 60 at best.

Insightful cunt is telling us about the human anatomy

Hopefully we swapped the bottle of Matey with a vial of sulphuric acid for this cunt’s early bath.

He pure loves defending, like. The problem is that all other aspects of his game are utterly shocking.

How the fuck does this work?

Since Lau’s told Stephen Roger they’d be pulling the food off within the hour

Hopefully the club are punishing anyone sent off by firing squad now.

Can the rest of the International Bald Alliance not take appropriate action against Shelvey? Have him exterminated as some sort of inside job?

Karl “makes saves!” Darlow getting beaten at his near post...