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This time last week your boiler was working. Eight days later and it's not. It's been decimated by being used but even at 3am, it'll still be fixed. Apparently, though, this is proof your repairman is hopeless.

It's 2020 and teams are still playing Chelsea Dagger as goal music.

"It's not an easy chance" Completely missed it and it came off his shoulder ffs.

A lad I know who supports Derby is moaning that he's not taking corners or even in the 18-yard box. Standing on the edge apparently.

Game over.

Ryder's literally just RTed the "Colback's Newcastle career is over" article posted by the ChronicleNUFC account. On top of the main talking points as ever.

His brother (Otter, formerly of this parish) also fewming. Still a ST holder and calling for Bruce to be sacked tonight. :lol:

Aye, he's only 24 like. Just under two years older than Marcus Rashford.

And lardhead will panic, bring him in at the earliest possible opportunity and he'll get injured again. You can write it.

Amazed this bloke's still alive if he's managed to get through life to date by being as thick as this. https://twitter.com/irelandawakened/status/1212427166509608960?s=20

And I'm sure if there's anyone heading off today feeling a bit tight, they just need to run it off...

Leicester fans taking the piss out of Steve Bruce's free ticket mute mags.

Seriously, who the fuck is working on strength and conditioning? We can't get through a single game without someone getting injured.

He got booed when he was here, man. It's hardly surprising.

Fuck off you sad fucking mackem bastard.

Atmosphere is more dead than Bruce’s fatha.

That and because the conditioning from lardhead's staff is abysmal so every cunt picks up regular injuries.

Starting Muto from absolutely fucking nowhere.

Aye, I've got some sympathy for him. He tried to make a bit of a dark joke and was properly grassed up by someone who, by all accounts, he considered a close friend. Friend could've easily just confronted him if he found it offensive, rather than go running to PGMOL.

It’s his birthday today. I hope it’s absolutely fucking miserable.

The Premier League deserves VAR and all its faults with what it's become and the determination of clubs to keep drips in employment.

Was watching the first half on Rush. Hoddle made a decent point at HT. There's total over-analysis of a tiny line showing a part of the body that's offside. Offside's taken into account the moment the ball is played. They never over-analyse what that precise moment is. He said it's complete overkill but if you're going to make decisions on such tiny, precise details, you need to look at both sides. If not, don't bother with either.

Buzzing to watch that DT bellend call for Arteta's head.

Doncaster equalise.