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*ate too many chicken thighs.

The one he hit in the 4-3 against Leicester wasn't laid off either.

Got it!

Scored one in the infamous 2-1 defeat to Reading, when the King s*** himself while 1-0 up and stuck Perch on to "get a tackle in". Also scored one in his last game for us(?) away at West Ham.

Can't believe you're all forgetting the late Gary Speed's beauty away at Derby.

ok hun

Aye, you'd expect Ederson to save that comfortably if it's hit to his left and the angle's too tight to hit it to his right.

It's impossible to predict what angle the ball's going to cannon off his foot at.

He's shit.

When? Gayle's header. Aarons' chip. Gayle deciding to go down instead of getting a shot off. The pressure on their goal in the last 10. Half chances. They are massively above us and in all honesty should've been out of sight by HT. If we'd got one in the first half/midway through the second half I've little doubt they'd have stepped it up again and cut us open.

When?

It's bizarre, like. There was nee enjoyment in that from our perspective. On reflection would've rather stayed home and saved me money. Shelvey shooting from kick off summed it up.

If you can't see the difference between this team and that team then that says it all tbh. I mean we were already f***ing 3-1 down in that Benfica game So that just shows we had nothing to lose tonight. We couldn't afford to concede again to Benfica and had to turn it into a sprint. Tonight it was horrible to watch that first half and it was clear that we were going to concede and if it went 2-0 it was game over. I'm just not comfortable turning up to watch my team not try and win a match. Agree tbh.

Tell you what, I haven't half missed Paul Dummett's laboured howks down the line. Ye kna the ones where he somehow goes backwards before hoofing it?

Played in nets at school. Always got slaughtered for conceding at me near post, like.

Soz like but it's a bit difficult not to be pissed off with that when you've coughed up £45 for the pleasure. By all means try and stifle them but we left it far too long before having a go.

He's just RTed this (just hit translate on Chrome). https://www.francefootball.fr/news/Florian-lejeune-newcastle-sans-mentir-c-est-un-truc-de-fou/862370

Heading into town at 2. Fucking howay the lads!

https://twitter.com/search?q=mcburnie%20socks&src=typd

Assumed he was like 17/18. Wikipedia'd him - he's 21.

Helluva goal.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-emmanuel-eboue-skint-bailiffs-11746303

I hope he's sent out on a short five-mile round trip to whatever corner shop is open on Christmas Day because his wife forgot to buy stuffing mix.

I love monk shoes when they're done right, but they look f***ing daft with that attire and that amount of weight in them. So heavy users of shoes shouldn't wear them? Asking for a friend.

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/videos/2679198972225618/?hc_ref=ARSgchhyPo_1ri1rPuX5C_oAPTR2IbVHdezMzt60q4xAO7Lyr9beU6z4-E8jwlRKszA