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Do Nike/USMNT not realise that badge is fucking tragic?

Someone should register on transfermarkt and tell Jerry that old Joe knows what he's doing. They don't like it up 'em.

Does he play in the hole?

In his pre-match presser he'll just waffle on for ages about how he nearly won the FA Cup when he managed them.

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen 39s Emyr Huws makes his Manchester City debut. A proud moment for the team at Michael Owen Management as he is our first lad to feature. Expand Swear down that's just another parody account like Boring James Milner.

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If I could be bothered I've always wanted to set up a Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa parody where the tweets are either in broad Geordie or an Ashington dialect.

@BoringMilner getting an honourable mention from Clive on ITV.

Chicken wings - 25p each on a Wednesday http://theblacksphere.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chicken_wing_dinner.jpg in Shark Club http://chicest.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/301163_260284610671930_114476895252703_878123_1005007408_n1.jpg?w=580&h=435 Where Kevin Mbabu was spotted http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/98/33/0,,10278~11613080,00.gif

Mightn't have been eating chicken wings for all I know. Just clocked him on the way in.

Went for Wing Wednesday at Shark Club tonight - Kevin Mbabu in there yet again. Every time I go he's there. Wonder if we're putting him up in the hotel?

She gets around like. She was bucking Michael Chopra last I heard.

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Howard Webb again. Yay.

They've also stopped bleating that we've charged them the price of a 3 bed semi-detached because SAFC have coughed up roughly half of the cost. Mackem I knows says it cost him £27.

The owners widow isnt it? Nah. Markus Liebherr bought the club and installed Cortese as chairman. He died in 2010 and his daughter Katherina became owner.

Grimsby in 6th have just the 5 games in hand over Halifax in 7th.

Sad lowering of expectations when nearly a third of those asked think we've had an "excellent" season so far IMO. 2/3s think it's been no more than good though. Don't think that figure's that bad tbh. It's just when you compare it to only 7.7% saying it's average. The figure for good is fair, but the figures either side are strange to me.

We're Red Bulls M'lord.

Flicking through the Ronny Gill and looking at the results of their polls. Sad lowering of expectations when nearly a third of those asked think we've had an "excellent" season so far IMO.

I reckon we could tempt Darren Peacock away from Lancaster City.

Genuine question: What about when Ryan Taylor gets fit again, we decide he's not good enough so we sell him. Perhaps down to a high-end fizzy pop club for around £1m? He scored the winner against the mackems and comes across via Twitter as a genuinely likeable bloke. He's played his part in us getting re-established in the Premier League and despite his obvious limitations, always gave his all. Would people be as bothered/upset about him going? I don't think so. Jonas did a job and gave his all but IMO it's nowhere near as comparable to Robert or Bellamy going (even though Robert had tailed off by the time he left). I was also more disappointed when Bobby Lee went to Derby despite pretty much having to play DM on the rare occasions he started because his legs had clearly gone. I appreciate Jonas' efforts but he's no good to us any more if we're going to try and kick on.

I'd rather we didn't pay a £1m loan fee. I don't want to see the club I love end up like Portsmouth. x

And a Blow Your Socks Off theme park.

If I were to draw a vacant, expressionless face on a potato, I think I'd have a pretty good Paul Lambert lookalike.