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as long as it's the other Keano. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02090/steve_kean_2090522b.jpg

I'm still laughing about this. For all they can dream about some of the names thrown around, it'll be Hughes/McLaren and they'll still be fucking shite.

Didn't one of Ready To Mong want Wes Brown as player/manager?

except it was 2-0.

you really reckon Pardew told them to get stuck in and go for it today?

only good thing in my eyes is that there's only one relegation spot up for grabs. QPR and Reading are as good as gone IMO. Out of anyone from 12th (Stoke) down to 18th (Villa) to take that last spot.

the only slight positive to take from today is that we all discovered Dan Gosling is actually still alive. Like actually breathing and moving 'n' that. He's still fucking garbage though.

fucking pathetic, that. £49 to go down there. No doubt AP will mention this in his bullshit post-match interview, along with saying he knows it wasn't good enough.

Hope that's the last time that stupid bald twat ever kicks a ball for us.

Some utterly tragic haircuts in the pub like. One bloke looks like a shit Ian Brown and another seems to have styled his barnet ala Declan Donnelly in his Byker Grove years.

Denis Irwin's mug makes me want to go out and buy a Ford.

Absolute shite, this. Seems like the only plan was to hope that they wouldn't take their chances and scrape a 0-0.

http://scorpostories.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/karl-pilkington-an-idiot-abroad-2.jpg "'av I ever told you about the time I kicked me 'ight?"

England kit - shit knock-off USA top. Man City - pua waxxa belta charva top PSG - lovely, both of them.

It's a cracking riposte that one. Brought it up to a mackem I know when he was prattling on about O'Neyull's track record. aye but then you just get "but what's Pardyew dun? Got yewse to Yewrup and nearly wun the FA Cup once" in return. What's hilarious is that they know quite a few of us don't particularly like Pardew and therefore we must be jealous of them having MON. I was given a look of utter disdain when I said that both were average managers in the same league of mediocrity.

Aye there's the "Heed Army". Stick that in on YouTube and there's videos of them home and away.

mackem at work was spitting feathers because in the daft hypothetical scenario he dreamt up, where I was a PL chairman, I didn't immediately say O'Neill rather than Pardew if I had to appoint a manager. Was also appalled when I said that winning trophies for fun in Scotland then the League Cup down here was something Alex pissing McLeish also did.

if your stadium plan is proper slow, seriously go straight for Leazes Level 4 if you want 2 or more together. Middle of the Gallowgate wasn't even available, the one block in the Strawberry corner was, but there were none to select, there were few and far between in the Gallowgate upper and the Leazes middle (level 2) were all just single seats.

Would it also annoy you if I said it seems to automatically have me down as a student so I only paid £34? I'm telling on you. last season of it unfortunately. In the past though I've had to prove being a student in person.

Would it also annoy you if I said it seems to automatically have me down as a student so I only paid £34?

from a "related link" photo I saw on fbook http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/577399_10151402552732054_694229777_n.jpg Seems those Villa Park astronauts were part of a Lynx stunt.

in a hilarious twist, the confirmation email came through immediately for once. Usually takes an hour or so!

sorted, thank fuck!

taking forever to add to basket! FWIW Leazes Level 4 appears to be where there's the most seats together.

got it open in both firefox and safari. Firefox is winning. Now logged in and waiting to choose seats...