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would rather have to play Ryan Taylor than Gabriel Oberabsolutelyfuckingabysmal.

When I used to drink ( ) I got a full pitcher of jaeger and red bull from The Black Garter for a fiver. A f***ing fiver. back in my days at the Poly, around 2008, my mate and I went in while the others fucked off to the hole that is Mushroom. The barmaid reckoned she'd called last orders and refused to serve us unless we promised to come back and take part in the karaoke the following night. She made us write down our names and phone numbers ffs. Obviously we just made them up, but still!

FAO: Benfica fans. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/The_Black_Garter_-_geograph.org.uk_-_668139.jpg meet me outside here at 9am on the 11th and I'll buy you all a drink.

Hi. Regular lurker here but never bothered registering until now. We have space on our bus if you're able to get to Whickham. Leaving 9am so we can get down in time for a few beers and to hopefully watch the tramps get beat. Returning straight after the match. Only 10 of us so far, canny set of lads. Cost of bus will be split evenly between everyone i.e. were not looking to make any profit, should be £25 max. PM me if you're interested. Cheers Cheers mate but we're sorted with Magpie Travel now. Thanks anyhow.

stumbled across the whole Wigan/stewart's debacle from a different view

Shearer's is absolutely gash. Dunno why anyone bothers when you've got what's along Percy Street, the Newcastle Arms, Irish Centre and Tilley's all within a stones throw.

Anyone know of any coaches with 2 spare seats going? Left it late to decide to go. Obviously will drive down if needs must but the patter is usually better on a coach.

out for the season. Needs an operation on his hammy. See local journos on Twitter.

fuck me, there really is no better feeling than seeing your team poach a 93rd minute winner. Voice is still hoarse from belting my lungs out to Status Quo at FT. Fucking come on!

forgot to post I had £2.50 e/w on Rock On Ruby in the Champion Hurdle. £3.70 profit. Hashtag winning.

Imagine the scenes when you see that pay off in the 91st minute!

what do they hope to discover? just some clarity/admission/written legislature that 1) Bobby Robson was a mackem 2) Any Mags found residing in County Durham are in fact plastic and must be ridiculed. and a written schedule to the act that any sunderland fans in Northumberland are permitted and are actually to be given high praise for their commitment in supporting a shit team and awarded a percentage of the Duke's estate.

opening words are "this is the clean version boys". Would love to hear the x-rated one...

seen it before. "gerrrr ta werrrrk in me red an white sherrrrt". Then gives up attempting to rhyme by just chucking in "everybody stand if you love the burra".

bigger attendance = less chance of having to hear the irritable little radgies that usually frequent waffa cup games

wtf is this POMO shit?

Andre Marriner has eyes in the back of his heed LOLZ Pat Nevin!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111

really wtf was Tiote thinking?

just seen John Carver and Rob Scanlon discussing his awful corners on nufcTV

absolute mare. We didn't anticipate the game getting put back 24 hours. Mothers day meal booked so likely to miss the first half.

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen Just signed autographs for about 40 Newcastle fans outside our hotel. Not one single bad word spoken towards me. I reckon them exact same Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More michael owen ‏@themichaelowen people will be booing the life out of me should I appear on the pitch today!!! bet they were kids as well

bring back Bob Murray.

just seen Villa's OG :lol:

What. Basically what Americans do when babies are born, but without guns and a death toll. ffs

this bloke's call has pretty much consisted of saying "who wuh gunna get?" about 30 times.