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"nufcTV: EXCLUSIVE: Howay Man It's Yoan Gouffran"

maybe he's quitting so he can try his hand at a new sport, bit like Michael Jordan? The story might even get made into a film with bugs bunny and aliens and stuff.

what, fly to and from Argentina every week?

eh, what?! He's packing in football altogether?!

Rob Scanlon @RobScanlon_nufc ...WITH EXTRA FOOTAGE OF TRACTORS AND PLOUGHS AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!1

will The Sun print his address and post photos of his house like they do with any international referee that "robs" England?

at least at SJP, we can justify our timewasting by hiring ballboys with an average age of about 3 so when they roll the ball back, it is always a weak, pathetic attempt. That's once they've managed to clamber over the advertising hoarding. Swansea's all look at least 14!

I know you're biased and yes Hazard's in the wrong. However it's just been flagged on SkySports - your ballboys were obviously under clear instructions to time waste. That roll back to Tremmell was pathetic.

they're all so gay for Yohan they had to mention him.

FYP.

at the end of the day, the red card hasn't affected the outcome of the game. Chelsea have been fucking hopeless tonight and have barely looked like scoring one, let alone two.

Tomorrow. A signing a day keeps the haters away.

Ki is the weak link in that XI like. Been canny poor tonight. Sloppy in possession and should've buried that.

the kid was a little dick trying to waste time like, but there's no excuse for Hazard kicking him. Should've just pointed out to Chris Foy that he was time wasting.

baaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

he's milking it but there was definitely a little kick and what looked like a bit of a stamp. Either way, no need for Hazard to be as aggressive as that.

swear down Hazard kicked him like

I'm guessing there will be no debate or owt about Swansea being in Europe if they win the cup? Wasn't there that whole furore about Cardiff being in the Welsh FA but taking an English place if they won when they got to the final against Portsmouth?

Did Rob Scanlon really need to include about 2 minutes of footage of nothing but snow/tractors/cars in a car park?

Curtis Good - potential LC winner!

Can see these dicks leaving the negotiation table with Colo having got what they came for then turning and saying "Any chance you could get your PM to give us the Falklands too?" Honestly don't understand what appears to be them thinking they have a right to just take him and us to be completely fine with that. Osvaldo is a fucking arsehole as well.

we need to gunge him while he's in Nando's, then boo him.

Barcelona is a fabulous City The area around the San Giro is really terrible, dodgy as. Friends Mum got mugged in Barcelona, first day there an all. I had the worlds shittest mugger try to attempt to mug me and some randoms. A group of us were stumbling back from a bar crawl, carrying a barely conscious American lad and got asked to hand over our phones and wallets. Basically turned into a "no" - "hand them over" back and forth argument for 2 or 3 minutes and he just walked away.

£6m and Stracquelursi on loan. Fuck 'em.

He just turned into a massive c*** when he went national for some reason. Probably spent too much time rubbing up against Paul Hayward. aye, most of the NE nationals are c***s tbh. Bird, Young and Brenner aren't much better. Taylor's always had a gripe. Caulkin is the only one who seems reasonable along with Douglas and Wilson in the locals. Louise Taylor was absolutely ridiculously blatant in her dislike of us until the past 18 months where she has, to be fair, tempered it a bit. I assume the regular abuse the likes of Glendenning (don't get me started on that unfunny w*****) got on Twitter about her s**** probably resulted in a little meeting where she was told to stop being so partisan. I noticed she was taken off covering us for a while. Bird's alright but he does take himself far, far too seriously. I don't have any major gripe with Young but Brenner should stick to covering tennis. Martin Hardy from the Indy is the only one I can say I like, along with George Caulkin. Hardy's just a good journalist and Caulkin seems to be the only national reporter who really has his finger on the pulse and doesn't misrepresent our support. aye Hardy's not bad either. You're right about Bird taking himself too seriously as well. My gripe with Young is that he's shite at audience/fan interaction. While some (Ryder) can be utter knobs on Twitter, he barely ever tweets. IMO in this day and age you can't be neglecting social media as a sports hack.