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3-0 loss.

on BBC Newcastle now. "we should have been away perhaps, 2-0 but we wasn't" "it was a game Reading were starting to dominate and unfortunately it got away from us" "They come out second half and just started to boss it and as much as we tried, the negativity spread. Sylvain come off but we needed to make sure we got a tackle out on the pitch. Yohan got injured" "We lost our way, there's no doubt about that" "We need some imputes, there's no doubt about that" x2 "Looking at the bench, it's perhaps a lack of striker or lack of power at the top of the pitch that's a problem and an area we need to address before we come to Villa" I can actually use the English language. However I just thought it would be fun to type as he said those words himself.

so utterly predictable.

the grim thing about it all is that we will only appoint someone that doesn't question MA, his decision making and tells him what he likes to hear.

Blanc's the only one on that small list I'd take. And I'm basing that purely that he's French and we have lerrrrds of French players.

it was all evident from when we gave up trying to do fucking anything immediately after taking the lead. The fucking cunt has to be sacked. Complete and utter fucking coward.

10 days before Villa. Sack him tonight and get an actual manager in. Please. For the love of god.

TEN.

4 mins added time and we're nowhere near peppering their goal.

Cisse FFS

Genuinely think the cunt wants to be sacked so he gets his payout.

Massive shouts of "you don't know what you're doing"

FUCK RIGHT OFF MAN

FUCK OFF PARDEW.

What a total fucking clown.

There we go. Operation try to concede has commenced.

On a side note, Asahi is one of my favourite lagers.

If we sort this we'll let Colo go IMO.

67% possession apparently.

Is Shola knackered? Seems to have reverted back to walking a lot, not even breaking into a light jog.

This lot are shit. Could easily put the game to bed. Unfortunately I think we'll try to see out the 1-0. Was blatantly obvious they were Pardew's instructions after we got the goal as we seemingly decided not to even try and win or keep the ball.

wonder if the blue pitch markings will make it into the post-match excuses?

Leazes Terrace ‏@LeazesTerrace If you can't identify and exploit Ian Harte as a weakness, you're finished as a manager. :thup::thup::thup::thup::thup::thup::thup::thup:

BBC Newcastle just said it's both Pardew and Williamson's 99th games. Please let neither hit triple digits.