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Its wiely about time we stopped fucking around and made our moves in the market.

Neil, you going to this?

that ones no biggie.

time to jump on a plane over here and go on strike, Matty boy.

quality. Didn't realise Victoria Park was smack bang next to the train station. Only issue is having to go back via sunderland

just googled Michel Seydoux

It is expected to give some of the Club's youngsters and squad players the chance to impress Pardew and his coaching staff. Tickets for the fixture are priced at £10 for adults and £5 for children, and there are no student concessions. Newcastle United supporters will be located in the Niramax Terrace and the Niramax Stand, which has a capacity of just under 3,500. Cash turnstiles will be in operation. If required, Hartlepool can also open the Smith & Graham Stand behind the goal, which would open up an extra 1,000 seats to visiting supporters. So no option of buying tickets in advance?

Andy Brassell ‏@andybrassell Seydoux:"Newcastle's offer is absolutely not to the level of the player's value. As we have important challenges..we have to stop dithering"

Hartlepool United FC ‏@Official_HUFC Pools are to host Newcastle United in a pre season friendly at Victoria Park on Tuesday 7th August (7.30pm kick-off).

He's picked a fantasy team (no idea where he got the prices from) and basically picked the England side , aside from Kompany, 2 Newcastle players and Messi (apparently you're allowed to pick one player playing elsewhere in Europe ) Hart; Kompany, Lescott, Terry, Cole; Lampard Gerrard, Ben Arfa; Rooney, Cisse, Messi. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/07/31/100m-worth-of-glory-boys-72703-31512124/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

absolutely. Silly that its the national sport and we rarely compete. Never believed for one second it would lead to FIFA/UEFA wanting us to compete as Great Britain in all competitions.

He knows someone that went to Russia and brought him back a present.

Jon Le Gossip sounds like Nazi-occupied France's version of Perez Hilton. "av yoo erd? Ze Jerman commendant iz sleepin wiz Einrich Immlurz waaf! hehehehe"

didn't think there was enough quantum physics in football for Sheldon Cooper tbh.

not what I got wrong, but I remember going to football coaching on a Sunday morning. Must have been about 8 or so. One lad didn't know we swapped ends at half time in a mini-game. Kicked off, he ran towards what was now his own goal, unchallenged, and just booted the ball past an utterly confused kid in goal.

when I was really little, like 5, I used to think the ball had to hit the net. Presumably because most goals I saw did so.

offside when I was about 10/11 as it was always explained as "two defenders" not "two defensive players".

aye, and to all haters, Rob Scanlon asks him how he's feeling as the first question and his response is "I'm feeling good" so fuck yaz aal.

Tidied for you. Remember when we played then in the cup on an evening when Keegan game back, dickheads running amok all over town. t'was Sterk, that. He means in 2001 in the F.A Cup gotcha. Didn't remember hearing owt about them running all over then though.

Tidied for you. Remember when we played then in the cup on an evening when Keegan game back, dickheads running amok all over town. t'was Sterk, that.

hey evrywun luk at me i am lurnin to rite. My teecha sez i am dooin reely wel and can neerly spel 'ellyfant'

BBC Three.

Good lineup, that.

miraculous that he managed to smuggle a sunderland keyring into SJP like. Proper stealth mission. Promote him to the top rank in the SAS immediately ffs!

dropped TheFA.com ‏@thefadotcom Team GB v Uruguay: Butland, Taylor, Richards, Caulker, Bertrand, Ramsey, Allen, Cleverley, Bellamy ©, Sturridge, Sinclair. #GBvURU