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well spotted. It didn't click at all. Is this what he does now, interpreting? Is he still making crêpes?

I tweeted the original one that cropped up on here on Monday to Pete Donaldson of the Football Ramble. He tweeted back saying it was dreadful No idea if he'd heard the Duck Sauce original or the Boney M song from which its sampled...

has to be KI, surely?!

When did we play Cardiff in the cup while Ashley was owner? we haven't.

didn't even known lampard and bleakley were together http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1291640/Frank-Lampard-propose-Christine-Bleakley-weeks.html from July, no idea if they still are now.

there's blatantly some Bleakley-related tension in the ITV studio between Chiles and Lampard when they weren't on air.

Do tell? speculating that Ferguson only sent him out on the promise that he'd get games. Therefore its written into the loan agreement that he has to start every game if fit. The mackems claim he's shit and can't understand how he's always in the starting XI.

Did I hear Horseshit on the legends tonight finally acknowledging that it might not have been 100% Bruce's decision to sign Gyan? Also it would be hilarious if the rumours about the terms of Welbeck's loan are actually true

only had one eye on the Chelsea game. Every time I looked up it didn't look that exciting.

fucking brilliant. The penalty shouldn't have counted because it was a penalty, by all accounts.

swapping shirts at HT?!

massive thing over here. Nipping into town in about 20 minutes, will buy one if theres any sellers about.

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Was listening to Total Sport last night on my way home from work, and while Gabbiadini was quite accepting that they played rubbish and we played well, he kept referring to a few incidents. Firstly, the Colocini 'elbow' on 'Elmo' that wasn't punished. I remeber seeing this on the match at the time, but it wasn't a particularly blatant or bad one, that I can remember. Secondly, he talked about Ameobi's 'block' on Turner just before Nolans 2nd - again, Turner was making no effort to get to Nolan (which Marco said he was), so ameobi or not, the ball would have gotten to Nolan anyway. It was just crap marking by them. But the last one is the one I cant remember - he was claiming that Colocini blocked one of their defenders as the cross came over for the 5th - can't watch the highlights again yet (at work), but is this right, or is it just a sad mackem clutching at straws again?? Richardson is goal-side of Colo, hands on him. Cross comes in, Colo goes before Barton takes it, checks back. When the ball comes in he decides not to go, Richardson doesn't bother to leave him and is left standing, still with his hands on him.

the BBC link to the Times also covering the story, Anderlecht midfielder Jonathan Legear expects Newcastle United to come in for him in January with a £3m bid.

Yeh it's funny how Shearer is always getting work done on his house by people from a specific region. ''an then Sheeaarar was dead nasty an that leek'' Seriously they are like children. "I had me Sun'lun shirt on n a waa telt to tak it off, leek bud i sed naa n he wuz a reet grump so i pissed in iz gerldfish berl n went fer a kerry!" an' yer know hew wos on the taybel next to us, that bird Curry Katona!'

similar to how all of them on there have a mate who's done building/plumbing/electrical work at Alan Shearer's house.

watching the first and second goals, Barton seems determined to injure his team mates while celebrating. Nolan's first - watch his full-on dive onto the pile on. The others just lie on one another, he stagedives. Nolan's second - runs at Nolan full pelt, jumps on him, putting the pair of them on the deck.

Jose gets it, slightly outmuscles Gyan, who also slips, Cattermole comes across him. Jose doesn't like it.

it did indeed. http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/330/screenshot20101102at232.png

'best set of fans that have ever been to St. James' Park' - Horseshit what a bitter, f***ing ugly pillock. FAO our overseas posters, the person we're all slating is this man... http://assets.gmgradio.com/photo/page/2008/04/fmmvavr865.jpg

aaaaaahahahaahahaha at this mackem wifey who's Newcastle-supporting husband has plastered 5-1 all over the house.

Horseshit still refusing to acknowledge we've played Man City when making the argument that sunderland have played all the higher-placed clubs. He did it all last week as well saying, 'you've only played Man United so far and got beat'.

Horseshit: 'I do think our two centre backs are better than your two centre backs'. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2-1 to 'the' Arsenal.