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A mackem drinking piss by all accounts.... this could be Messi very, very soon!

showing my ignorance here, but I used to know most of the France squad. None of those in bold I've ever heard of.

written by Wally Downes.... isn't he the chap that had a scuffle with Neil Warnock while assistant manager at Reading?!

Rowell and Cooper trying to make shit jokes about sunderland should be the ones playing Inter Milan after that draw :facepalm: :facepalm:

Real Radio start having a go at Webb for not spotting the VDV handball. Gyan equalises and they're commending him greatly for playing an advantage in the buildup to Gyan's goal. Hypocritical fuckwits.

gerrin! Handball according to Chris Cooper on Real...

a mackem mate's status who went down to WHL... Has travelled all the way to White heart lane, just for the cockney bellends to run out of bait at half time. Tossers. I am going to end up steaming tonight, if the cockney plod ask why I'm so wandered, it's because they can't stock enough food for a proper set of fans.

can see sunderland holding out until around 70 minutes, then Spurs finally getting one.

Tottenham v Sunderland Tottenham Scunthorpe v Middlesbrough Middlesbrough Leeds v Hull Leeds Burnley v Doncaster Burnley Ipswich v Derby Draw £3 returns £124

Macca is on Total Sport now. Lets see if he makes it onto the Legends tonight too...

tried to have a discussion with a mackem on Saturday night about Andy Carroll. Admittedly he was bias as fuck against 'wor Andy' but the point I tried to put across was about Carroll in relation to 'the Crouch option'. Crouch is forever spoken about as 'giving us [England] something different' and/or 'providing an alternative'. So, says I, 4 England strikers for a squad, 'Rooney, Defoe, Crouch, Bent, yes?' 'Yes' replies mackem. 'OK' I continue, 'but what if Crouch is unavailable for selection? Who is picked instead?' With Bent already picked, mackem begins to fumble around for answers. 'Do you agree we'd still need the 'alternative option' Crouch provides?' I ask. 'Yeah' replies mackem, while trying to swallow a mouthful of cheesy chips. 'OK, so who?' I ask again. 'Whey....Kevin Davies probably' he answers. 'At 33' I ask, 'he is our answer, the future?' 'Well for the time being' I'm told. 'But what about 2012? He'll be 35 or so, and 37 for 2014 in Brazll'. I'm put in my place by mackem, 'we'll sort that when the time comes. Whoever it is, it shouldn't be Carroll!'. I wasn't implying pick Carroll now, but I think its only a matter of time. There's not a great deal of excellent English striking talent about, and for as long as we use Crouch as an example of 'offering something different' with his height, it will only take an injury to him for Carroll to be selected, if he isn't on Saturday night.

yes. Their kits are smart as fuck compared to our cheap tacky looking effort made with the worst synthetic material ever created by man.

'Mike Ashley was watching the match in a pub in Derbyshire and my brother spoke to him.....' bollocks.

someone emails in saying if we win our next two games, we could be 8 points ahead of sunderland. Cue Horseshit, 'oh, if they win their next two, its maybe, maybe. They have to win, we play *voice slightly quietens* Tottenham....and Chel... *voice fades*'.

Just lovely lady lumps. EDIT: fucks sake Keef!

a mackem mate of mines dad says Horswill was the worst player in that '73 side by a fucking mile and can't believe he's carving out a career as a 'pundit'.

thread title changed. I refuse to acknowledge TalkSport because thats a new level of shit.

why is Macca plugging live match commentary?

well here we go. The famous Macca is currently on air, singing a s*** song about Gyan.

Sounds like another from the "Jewels Remain Still Cleaming" album. :mackems: :mackems: I love the addition of the youtube vid incase they need reminding of how 'Old Macdonald' goes!

also note from what Bernie said at the start of the show. While sunderland were at home to Stoke, Micky Horswill was at the Metrocentre doing a spot of shopping, not watching his team.

aye I know. What the fuck was he going on about?

Horseshit says we didn't deserve to win yesterday we only did because Fabianski made a mistake. Really want to produce a pamphlet, 'The Rewels of Football Accordin' to Mackems'. It would be

'I've never been as sick as I was this weekend' - Horseshit.