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the thing is, this is all meant to be a marketing ploy. It doesn't make me want to go into his shop any more than I have in the past, having seen its name plastered everywhere. Perhaps if he got rid of half the s**** they sell in there, making it less cluttered, tidied them up a bit, put all the staff they currently employ on the dole, hiring a group of people with more than one brain cell that could operate a till competently, I might go in. Until this, he can tattoo Sports Direct on his knob and dance naked in front of me waving his arms about and it'll still not make me want to go in.

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Really? Owen Bellamy Shearer Ameobi Chopra N'Zogbia Luque Emre Solano Milner Cisse Richardson Elliott Lawrence Higgingbotham Hoyte Dabizas O'Brien Carteron Higginbotham

2-0 Ozil huge deflection off Bonera though!

Just daunted on me that the 1990s are "retro". I feel old to be fair anything that isn't up date currently is now branded 'retro'. Perhaps I should've used 'old-skool'...

excellent technique

I love the retro style numbers on the Chelsea shirts.

Lord_Sugar yes Rooney will have loads of money in Spain and if he spends £1200 a night he will wear his Chorizo out very quickly

Ferguson will snap our hands off if we dangle a little Best-for-Rooney offer in front of him like.

tis an Inbetweeners line, is it not? (Final episode tonight. Obviously the match is so boring they're anticipating that at 10 o'clock)

its absolutely fucking dire this.

sunderland haven't impressed me that much, to be fair. My main concern is whether or not Malbranque will run rings around Perch.

the number of children born on wearside now christened 'Peanut' is about to soar...

Lee Ryder #nufc Calderwood: "Newcastle knew that I would be tempted by any manager's job"

first caller wants Bryan Robson back, 'cos at leayst ee playes proper futbaaaaarl'...

got the Legends on now. Definitely worth a listen tonight. If theres one thing more funny than irate mackems, its fed-up, depressive smogs.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/oxford/content/images/2006/11/08/kirstenobrien_420x284.jpg Boro through and through and would do a better job than Strachan.

Personally I reckon its time for http://ts4.gazettelive.co.uk/MayorRayMallon.jpg

Hughton, Barron, Beardsley, Stone, Joyce. that is weak. Hughton appears to be the most experienced there by a considerable distance...

danroan Stand by for dramatic FIFA announcement re cash for votes allegations from Westminster, London

Disco, man ffs!

Calderwood leaves. Hughton moves to assistant. Jol is brought in as manager. :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

should've had Nolan as the one with the tits, tbh.

Carroll: 'Kevin, can a have a bedtime story?' Nolan: 'Yes Andy, how about this, its my favourite!!!' http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4554/hungrynolan.jpg