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Harper forcing us to play 4-5-1?

He's on Ashley's side No,no, he's trying to prove Ashley was wrong selling Carroll. "You see Ashley, now we only have Ranger".

Harper's thought: "Oh shit, we have equalised. We have a chance of surviving the EPL. Better injure one of our strikers. Hm, what to do, lets elbow Best".

Tiote... black... white

can someone make a *.gif?

Mike Ashley + ambition does not add up...

I'll bet you £100 that we won't go down this year. PM me for details. I replied to your PM. Said I couldn't afford £100, then offered you £10. No reply....

We'll win this 2-1

Players out: Harper, Campbell, Routledge, Lovenkrands, Smith, Xisco. Anyone else? What realistically can we get for these? Players in: Keepers: We have Krul and Forster, so none. Backs: Backup for Enrique, possibly a right back as well. CM: We have Nolan, Tiote, Gosling (?) and Guthrie, so we are fine. ML/MR: Possibly another winger. ST: two new strikers. So what we need are 5 players and possibly a couple of loanees.

I disagree, there's at least a chance we'll either win or draw. Would love to be wrong

We'll certainly lose this....

We won't buy anybody. You heard it here first. Ashley style! Yay! However, we will sell Krul, Enrique, Gosling, Ben Arfa, and possibly even Nolan, Barton and Ranger. Going all local-youth recruitment now!

you guys might as well wait until the very last minute on the final day to renew your season tickets. Think that'll be a nervous thing for Ashley and co.

I pray to God that Liverpool crash and burn (Literally as well) I genuinely hate Dalglish, and hope he fucks it up like he did here.

LOL, who in their right fucking mind believes a single word of what's stated in the thread title...

Take away Carrolls goals & assists this season we'd be on 21 points, joint bottom. Take away purely his goals we'd be on 24 pts, 2 points off the relegation zone. What a ridiculous post. We'd have someone else playing instead, who could have scored more. Every game would be shaped differently. Seriously, f***ing stupid. I answered his Q lad, its hardly ridiculous. Ofcourse you're basically playing the game with 10 men instead. But unless you believe any of our other strikers would have had an equal impact to Carroll then it points out how important hes been. Exactly. Just highlighting how important he's been. That's all. Today, I'd still take 17th place, like I've said all season. But I think that we'll manage to get another 12 points to get us safe.

Bitter? Yes. Woke up feeling empty and betrayed. By who? The fact I voted "Split", is simply down to the fact that: - Carroll submitted a transfer request. - Ashley has sold probably the brightest talent we've had, and will get, in many many years, to who? Liverpool! Who the fuck is Liverpool? A quick look at the table says it all. What makes me bitter is the fact that the transfer money never will be re-invested, even the mackems get more money to spent than us (not saying they are more successful), but at least they're showing some financial strengths in the transfer market. Would anybody be willing to look at Carroll's stats goals/caps this season and see where we would have been without him from the start? Would be interesting.

Said it a trillion times before in this thread: YES. Now we will go down -again.

Breaking: TORRES PASSES MEDICAL AT CHELSEA

As I've saif many many many times before, Ashley is a poor billionaire trying to run a top-flight club.Today's Carroll transfer fee goes on to prove that Newcastle simply can't compete with the "big guys". I'm afraid it's gonna be like this until an even wealthier owner comes in.

So, what is the final price tag on today's "loyalty"?

Cheers to us getting relegated

Not 1 penny of that 35 mil will be invested back into the football club, mike ashley you fucking cockney twat

Guess this is part of Ashley-five-year-plan-to-make-us-do-like-Barcelona? Selling a local 21-year-old talent. Panic