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Apologies if giggs, but: Song?

That really cracked me up ?

Any strikers out there that are free agents?

Anyone done a "Wood" "Burn" joke yet?

Every highlight video makes him look very average. Very scrappy goals. Lanky. I just dont see what all the fuss is about. He may turn out to be amazing, but highlights videos are making him look like Peter Crouch

That is pathetic. Just shows what an idiot he is

Still think there will be one or two left field surprises

Compared to what? With Bruno I think it makes it a 9 for me. 2 champ league ready signings is mental great compared to anything we have endured for a decade

His names hard to say his names hard to saaaaaaayyy Brunoooooooooooooooo .......... * 10 second pause His names hard to say Repeat

Need to think of songs. Although - people singing his surname will result in an entire stand being spat on

Alvaro Morata is both a 10/10 footballer and a 0/10 footballer. Never anywhere inbetween

£400M Would you rather have 10x £40M players , or 20 x £20M players

One for Twitter Nonsense thread? dude has like 500 followers

I cant. Im not coming back until window is over.

Confirmation?

Not sure this is much of an upgrade

Ignore. I take this back. Im back in baby

goosebumps

Imagine this guys through balls to Zapata who is a tireless runner. Any defense in the league would be scared of that

Wooot

Tarkowski is like Lascelles with the additional ability of being able to accurately pass more than 1m. I would much rather keep Lascelles and then get a brilliant DM who can take ball off Lascelles and move ball up field. In other words. Dont get Tarkowski - get a DM. DM is more needed

Imagine Zapata leading line with Wilson and Wood on the bench. Good times

Same. I just wish they did something super exciting. There is a lot of pragmatism, which makes sense, but would love just one Ben Arfa type signing - or investment in loads of exciting youth. That would rock

"The other 14" Dont know why, but that pisses me off

Trippier getting killed today