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wow

danish football sites are quoting Joe several times as the most natural thing. Have not seen any "negative" stories yet. "we need another striker..." "Kebabs not for sale..." etc.

we are definitely not mainstream

If it turns out he is making this up, surely he has to be locked up? yeah, but you would expect Ashley or someone with an IQ above 10 to come out an distance the club from this freak! * seriously, its so weird no one from the club has said something officially - are they in denial - will it go away by itself? also probably the most mental appointment i ever heard of - also outside the football world!

well it seems like gets most of the names wrong - so hopefully the players wont take it personally and soon figure out that there is something seriously wrong with the man - so serious that you can´t even blame him. what an appointment - just the man we needed to take us forward - into our golden era

The man is a international joke (like us)- representing our club! He is already in deep deep water - lying numerous times already (not sure its on purpose, coz that would simply be to weird). How come have the club not come out and supported him...how can ashley not see this is damaging his brand? Im laughing coz i can´t get surprised or sad anymore. Every year we (or the owners) manage to imbarrasse us. Luckily we have so many bizarre moments/stories that our "enemies" doesn´t seem to take notice anymore....is that good?

oh dear, kebabs. come on man, its not that hard. There is no chance this appointment will end happily! Serious shite will go down - maybe already before the season starts is my guess

caroll will sign for us this window

idiot

because even though our squad is small players like jonas, gosling, williamson and obertan still have to be replaced imo.

The fat c*nt must sign minimum 3 quality players otherwise fans AND players won´t believe in it. If he refuses to do that i believe we could be in for another relegation battle. Key players will have had enough imo. Crazy part is that we are only a good manager and 3 signings from top 4-7 imo!!!

well so many aspects of this - i don´t know where to begin. How is he qualified for this job? We can all see what is wrong. Carr is doing a great job finding players...we don´t need him to mess with this. He is outdated in every way. I already think pardew and his football will make it difficult for us to sign some promising players with more offers on there hands. This appointment won´t make it easier. I honestly think (if he isn´t careful) he could have a very negative effect on who is coming and who wants to leave. Pardew and Kinnear how is that better than a promising modern manager? Lots of bright managers who come here even under strange conditions.

Bigirimana... well im talking about youth players far from 1st team ready in the first years here. Bigi doesn´t count! My point is our set up sucks and no youth players have a proper chance of learning his role/position coz there isn´t any red thread in his mad house! Krul made - which proves my point since he is a goalie.

Pardews confidence must be really low from last season...imaging now - as he has a class A national clown as his boss. Ashley isn´t embarrassed like pardew, he is just clueless.

i mean young players coming in at age 16-19 or something and developing/progressing from youth team to our first team. Krul - not sure N´zogbia spent much time there...

krul ok. any other?

this is worse than selling cabaye....

if can already see him pissing key players off and unsettling some! JOKE

Tell me the last young player (signed from abroad) to brake into our first team. Every part of this club is disfunctional and hardly dont care anymore!

would absolutely love him here. Imaging him and arfa behind cisse But no chance in hell he will end up here

Agree. The whole team were poor last season. Anita didn't really stand out as anything special in his limited appearances. I'm not writing him off but I'm also not sure how good he is. As crazy as it may sound - no one and i mean no one in our entire squad had a good season

hope to see him much more next season. hope we keep these and plays like this: 3 man central midfield: tiote * or cabaye Sissoko Cabaye * or Anita Perch should be behind anita next season. Bigi loan maybe. Jonas bench.

Some thoughts about the summer - i´ll put it here since it also concerns Cabaye. Cabaye - these facts or rumours about cabaye is probably what i feared the most this summer. Selling him (or for example arfa) will definitely unsettle some of our other key players. If cabaye is sold early then it is super important that we act very fast with a quality replacement. Otherwise we will have players like arfa thinking about leaving asap imo. It is a very important window, ashley/pardew might feel we did well in january, but we really have to improve with minimum 3 quality signings this window - if any key players doesn´t leave that is. You need a good squad to attract new quality players in order to keep what you have. Ashley should know that. Colo - sounds like he is staying. Not sure i like that, don´t get me wrong, i do like him. But he used to be our captain...he simply can´t keep the armband imo. Give it to Mbiwa and hopefully colo is professional enough that he will understand and still perform next to Mbiwa in central defends. Sell: ameobi, williamson, obertan, gosling. I could accept keeping Jonas if i knew he would be used as a sub. Hope we sign: quality LW, Att. midfielder/forward and a striker. Alsope we sign a promising young CB instead of williamson. Maybe we have enough for CB positions if colo is staying. Colo, Mbiwa, Taylor and 4th choice young promising CB should be ok for next season imo.

i hope Mbiwa will be our 1st choice CB from the first match of next season. Actually i think he should be our captain as well. He is used to this role from montpellier.

colo out - douglas in. Douglas wont come here being 3 or 4th choice. Is it possible that colo could stay and be 100% committed? hope so - but if not he should leave asap as said....especially because he was/is our captain...will not work imo.