Astroblack

Game is shite.

Interesting team. I’m looking forward to seeing how they play.

No clue. They're doing really well in the Conference League, too.

Is Anthony Gordon a ‘passion merchant’ or is he technically sound? There’s this Youtube fella named Rants who calls all English players passion merchants and it really annoys me. Anytime I’ve seen him, he looks a livewire.

This fucking goalie. Fuck.

Distinctly remember that game. Nani scored and was the best player for Man U on the day. and Kobe, Jordan and Lebron all participated in a dunk contest at one point or another during their careers. I think they all won, too. No one is bigger a cross bar challenge. i’d have an all star weekend to open up the Premier League. Give it some pomp and circumstance. Saturday - Skill, shooting contests, Sunday - all star game played between the best 32 player's from the previous season or chosen by coaches across the league. The build up and opening to the PL is kind of anti climactic. It’s kind of like “It’s here, remember the Premier League? Well it’s back” unless you’ve been reading the gossip and keeping tabs on player moves, you’re kind of out of the loop and league is a mystery. I wouldn’t mind a teaser. Why not have a little display on what could be up for offer the coming season?

he’s brilliant. Most insightful person in football IMO.

no, just saying he a really soft spoken commentary voice.

They are. It’s light hearted competition. An exhibition like when they race F1 cars against super cars first day of the season.

Haven’t heard a word Carragher has spoken all night. Can barely hear him.

I’d still sack Gerrard after this performance.

All Star game sounds great. Crossbar Challenge, free kick contest, and all star game sounds way better than the charity shield. Look how much fun the players are having here.

That slide and ball possession was unreal from Digne.

International football football, you want players good on the ball. Can't think of any situation where I'd rather have Bowen than Sancho. Wouldn't want Bowen starting, coming off the bench, anything. Just can't see it working for him on the international stage.

Every time they get it, they just hoof it up the field. Real Bruce/Pardew vibes here.

Seven minutes in but Villa play some atrocious football.

Dempsey 2, Patricio 11, Asamoah Gyan 3 - all ones that have got on my nerves.

He pushed him in the back. The Dalot one was given earlier. Similar circumstances.

West Ham pen. Stupid defending.

Could be two up. Home team playing some good football.

i think Marquinos is probably the second best defender in the world right now. Militao is probably top five, too. Dunno who your full backs are. It’s Lodi, right? He’s no Marcelo but he’s solid. Still think Dani Alves could do a job.

It’s leaning that way. Attack - strong. Midfield - strong. Defense - very strong. Their goalkeepers are the two best in the world, too.

Inaki Williams with like like 275th start in a row but still averages like 8 goals a season. Can someone explain this? Do Atletico get one goal and then just sit back for the rest of the game. as you can see I have become Spanish in the Queen’s demise.

It doesn’t matter if he’s just scored the winning penalty to win the World Cup. Players are on the ground crying, the coach is crying, the crowd is in tears. He’s still going to do his stupid little dance.

Vinicius is the second coming of Ronaldinho. Half the time it looks like he doesn’t care, then just springs into action when you’d least expect. Always has a smile on his face. Magic player.