Astroblack

They're not bad people. Just sometimes they'll say things just to say things. like "can we get away with this". Yesterday, Tubes had Declan Rice acting like a numpty. There was no rhyme or reason. There was no thought. He just made up some silly celebration on the spot and said do it and he almost did. He even had to apologize for not doing it. It might be a silly thing to get all worked up over. I guess the best I can hope is that they come up with some good celebrations. I don't know.

You don't see goals like that. Even when players are that close to the goal, they don't get time and space to shoot. Really poor defending.

Tubes and 'Copa Fam' influencing celebrations. Can we keep football natural please? It sucks because you know the next generation watching that shite will be like "can't wait till I get on Copa fam and they design a celebration for me". Cringey as fuck.

Time will tell but for now, he's been a waste. 2000 passes but not even registered an assist. What is he? The pass before the pass? Kante can do that and better. And he's keeping Barkley out the team. A player who can score and assist. Feel like it's a stubborn move by Sarri to try to impose his system.

Don't get the Jorginho hype at all, for what his game is his passing needs to be incredible, but it's just just good, once he needs to make a longish pass he is hit and miss. He's quite slow aswell. You're not going to get the type of time that you get in Italy in the Prem. He tried to dribble a bit in the midfield and was easily dispossessed.

He was setting chances up last couple seasons too. He's very underrated as an offensive player. Always thinking forward. He almost always passes to Hazard or Willian when he gets the ball. What's Jorginho's appeal? Play balls over the top? He doesn't even do that right.

Back to that Jorginho Kante debate, 1997 passes made this season and not one of them is an assist. And his one goal was a penalty. And Kante actually sets up four to five scorable chances per game.

He's not bothered.

Ugh. World is so weird nowadays. Pornstars becoming mainstream. Can't wait to hear Alexis Texas's take on our relegation fight.

Final ball is really weak. He does well to get into good positions but can't beat the first man. It also looks like making contact with the football takes a lot out of him.

Rio's such a pleb. He's not even a good pundit, misses the boat all the time, a conversation killer, spouts cliches because he has no conversational skills. The other week Ryan Mason ran rings around him and he couldn't keep up because he's not cool anymore. At least Gerrard and Lampard are having a go in management. If you're so smart, why don't you do the same because you talk absolute shit on tv. And some moments from his career where he tries to be the cool guy and falls flat on his arse - that outfit he wore on Merked, not getting a high five from a cooler guy than him, trying to stick up for Evra by going in on Suarez, misses and almost ends his own career trying to be the tough guy he never was. Fuck off.

Fucking waste. Wtf was that? Pathetic.

Have to win against Cardiff because we aren't getting shit against City and Spurs and maybe wolves. Good play longstaff. Cmon boys.

Loudest the Chelsea fans have been all game.

Well that's another motd I won't be watching.

Aye Never heard of him, then all of a sudden Bayern want him and he's appearing in the Chelsea first team and lauded as the next big thing. It's all a bit weird tbh and even Bayern wanting him is apparently because Dortmund were looking at him so he must be good. They want their own Sancho German's are so weird.

Corner. Longstaff doing well.

Yup. We had to show it down, make it nasty and we didn't.

Shoutout to Pedro for vacating the post for our goal.

Fucking shit ball from yedlin

I mean that's not a bad idea....

Yeeeessssss

Ayoze man.

Game over.