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Sherwood's reactions are priceless.

That goal was a Pardew wet dream.

Yup. Incredibly slow getting down.

I wear gloves with t-shirts all the time. Nothing wrong with it.

RTG to display "I stand by Mr. Johnson" user titles.

Watched the game in fragments today. How'd he do? Correct me if I'm wrong, but have we won every game he's started in?

Six assists and one goal. Thankfully the media haven't picked up on it.

Another terrible forum layout. N-O looks beautiful

Does Gouffran know how to turn?

With the 14? His last name could be Colback.

13 games left and we're playing for five points. This club, man.

That makes for very depressing reading.

I know I'm going to sound incredibly naive here, but is there a plan for Newcastle United? Has anyone from the board come out to say where they expect to be in five or even ten years?

I usually want the English teams to do well but with the way the PL is right now I'm starting to care less and less with every passing year. Our teams barely have any home grown representation anymore. With the recent cash injection, things will just get worse.

Arsenal are finished.

Arselol.

Speaking of Monaco, how's Carrasco? He's got 4 goals and five assists from the wing. 21 years old from Belgium.

We should beat this lot. Theyre shit but Sherwood might have them motivated. Vlarr out but he hasn't been good anyway. 2-1 Ayoze and Cisse.

Ok well in that case Poyet has been to a cup final and won the derbies. Thats something.

From what I've seen, they're okay. They can play it along the ground and adjust their tactics. With better players Poyet would be decent. Kinda like Martinez. however I'd say I was an independent Newcastle fan. Someone who knew nothing about the rivalry till recently.

Anyone think Poyet's a good manager? I'd take him here tbh.

Someone on here bet on Silva NGS. How much you win, mate?

More, More!

Anita is a better footballer than everyone on the pitch. He came from Ajax. Frank de Boer says he'll run and run. If you don't like Anita, you don't like football.

I think by that he means attacking players. Hazard has always struck me as a winger. It's where he starts off and where he spends most of his time. He gets the free role time to time but he's mostly on the wing. That's where he was for Belgium in the WC, too. He's one of my favorite players to watch, mind. He glides by defenders with ease but he needs to shoot more. You see Ronaldo do the same thing and then blast it in the top corner from wherever he is on the park. Hazard, however, takes an extra touch or stops dead. He can be quite frustrating in that sense.