Astroblack

Ayoze ffs.

Here's the goal. Can feel it for them.

We're looking leggy as fuck out there Need a sub ASAP.

Burnley have scored.

I say footy. I probably have a limp handshake but I carry a backpack.

no chance we'll score in this game. We're fucked.

The real reason we've been racking up so many cards and suspensions.

This has been a brilliant game. Fiorentina's finishing has been abysmal.

What is the general fan consensus if, and we will be, relegated? Surely people wouldn't go to games after Ashley did this a second time, right?

Do you think his brand of football can work in Spain?

100% we're finished in the Premier League. We won't collect a single point with Carver in charge.

If Mahrez is playing, they'll win. That kid is quality, a bit like Ben Arfa.

Worst ref in the league. Bottles every call every game.

Valencia is such a frustrating player. He has the ability and quality to beat his man on the wing but zero confidence. Many Man Utd breaks slow down because he takes the safe option - passing to Mata or Hererra.

If he really cared like he said he does, he'd quit. But he's a money grabbing cunt.

Pathetic.

Anyway we could get Cocu from PSV? I know nothing about him as a manager but he's got PSV top at the moment.

Poor bastard's probably been forced back.

3-3 against Burnley on the first day of the year. The game pretty much summed up my entire life being a Newcastle fan.

I agree. In fact I wouldn't mind if he returned to the PL. He's only four goals away from 100. Ballack really wasn't that great when he came to Chelsea. His Best years were behind him by then. Solano should be in there ahead of a few players on that list.

Mascerano. He's an intelligent player and a warrior on the pitch. Think he'd transition well. Plus this.... http://youtu.be/QGgCYXhbMa4 We all know who the real captain was at the WC.

Roberto Martinez, too.

Didn't he almost do it again like five minutes later?

Fantastic goal followed by a bit of a howler by De Gea

Is there a link to buy those cases? I need one for my 6.