Astroblack

Semenyo. That’s what.

How much time do you want Joe?

Semenyo’s a joy. Can’t help it

Set an alarm and woke up for this shite.

oh absolutely.

We’ve gone vegetarian, haven’t we?

Stop going short. I beg of you

Why does it look like no one trusts anyone anymore?

Bring on Almiron and go 4-3-3. Only chance to salvage something

Feels like this is still last season.

Ah Murphy

Fuck off

Why we need Miggy in moments like that. Murphy is basically playing RWB.

It’s cool. You can just plug Big Joe in anywhere to accommodate things

What a fucking pansy Christie

Why’d Gordon stop?

Longstaff for Willock please

Our fans are the best. All the noise is us

We’re the home team here. Already seeing signs of camping from them.

Put one in the box lads

My God, do I love Pope

Literally thought Isak was Henry there.

Main commentator draws the picture describing the action, ‘colour commentator’ colours it in with their ex playing days insight and experience. Co comms like Jerry Lawler or Tazz. Not a race thing.

‘Dibu’ Martinez ’Chicharito’ Hernandez ’Cuti’ Romero Anything like this. Hate it.

We've all got or howlers. I thought Mark Noble would be the next Frank Lampard. People calling for Rogers in the England team already to compete with Bellingham.