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Stella? When you can drink fucking wheat beers etc? Fuck that for a fucking laugh.

9-0 to them.

Saw his Ranger Rovee driving through town at 7ish tonight. Thought the bellend wasnt allowed in the city centre?

Honestly think Barton genuinely loves us, talked very genuinely in the talk in I went too. Thing is, we loved him, but now realise he's just batshit mental.

Sacking off the West Ham game on the Sunday? Have to mate. Lads wanted to bundle in a tour of the 'Twerp too.

Booked Brussells morning of the match then back on the Sunday.

Tiote was in the players lounge at SJP.

Add Giggs name into that drop down if you want too

Still looks about 10 years older than Shane Ferguson mind.

I'm not saying anything will happen, however Pardew has previous in regards to this...ala Cisse. People also forget we signed Santon on the eve of the last summer deadline.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/newcastle-boss-pardew-rules-out-signing-a-striker-6282249.html .... http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/newcastle-sign-8m-cisse-and-will-keep-ba-6291062.html Problem?

Stems from Skybet cutting his odds. We all know what this means... Sod all.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20120824/box-office-open-over-bank-holiday_2281670_2899382

http://www.shiteseats.co.uk/post/30163038196/public-service-announcement-mackem-boom-bust-cycle

Fourteen fucking million English bastard pounds. Christ man. As I said the other day, he'll do well for them but not a cat in hells chance he's worth that much money. Oddily enough, on the day he transfers for that much, Scotland Manager Craig Levein says the 'door is closed' on Steven Fletcher's international career.

I know the blokes a knob but: Luke Edwards‏@LukeEdwardsTele I'm anticipating a cash up front offer of £12m from #nufc in next 48 hours for Andy Carroll to #lfc. No loan, just a permanent deal.

Can't fucking wait to see us back in action in Europe. Hope the 'reserve' team does us proud.

Perfect post Chris_R

Beardsley would be worth an absolute fortune if he was in his prime now. Not saying as good as Messi, but he'd certainly be in the second tier of gifted footballers, ala Ribery, Robben.

Interested to see the fee.

Thing is, he's not actually a bad player. In fact, he'll do absolutely fine for them, but when it comes down to it, he's not worth anything above 8m imo.

lol

Eh? So does that mean every header back to the keeper is treat as the same? I just thought as long as it was passed to a keeper via a header it was allowed?

Not everyone mind. Just the majority of people I've had the displeasure of meeting/bumping into whilst down there.

Hate the fucking place. Can't stand the people, attitude, filth and hype around the place. Been a fair few times now (twice on my own accord the rest through various jobs) and would quite happily never ever return.