Ala Rob Elliott...
Charlton Board - "You're offering how much? Nah, you can bugger off. In fact, we're reporting you to the FA for unsettling our player! *whisper to chairman* haha we'll be able to bleed more money out of these big shots...just you watch...they'll chuck in a milion on top!"
Transfer deadline day
Charlton Board - "errr Mr chairman, they haven't came back with an improved offer yet...Rob is already on his way to Newcastle saying he wants to go there...what shall we do?"
Mr Chairman "Ahh balls, ah well then we'll just have to accept that offer then. Any money's better than no money and an unhappy player."