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Or a mate who broke his hand 10 years ago, but refuses take a turn in goal in-case the ball hits it. The same lad who goes to the gym every night and lifts weights. Boils my piss.

What a fucking shame. Boo fucking hoo. Hope we do them after that abomination of uncalled for abuse when we got relegated.

You hurt my brain. No offence.

Usual story mate, they always do it.

They are getting that info from an article that was posted on Caught Offside a few days ago, which is essentially just a blog. Complete guesswork from them. Yeah seen quite a bit of blatantly made up stories on there the past couple of days, why would Liverpool bid £9.1 million when OM have already accepted £6.2m for other clubs? More to the point, where the hell would Lpool get 9.1m from anyhow?

i agree with all of this. also, couple of away trips this season mate? Hell aye mate. Don't worry, I'll fill you in on the ones the lads fancy.

The thing is, for all of Jonas's flaws, people don't realise how much pressure he absorbs by fannying around with it on the wing. He gives welcome restbite for our defence and provides an outlet when we don't have one due to him being able to keep hold of the ball. With Routledge, Jonas and hopefully Ben Arfa playing behind Carroll, we'll be a decent attacking force from midfield.

Lose 2-1

If this happens does anyone have an hat I could have. I'd need to eat it. Oh as for Lpool. Until/if they get taken over, they have fuck all money...nee chance of them having 11m spare.

Saw it today in person, its ok...still cheap shite though.

When this is confirmed, ill get excited.

http://www.imscouting.com/global-news-article/Newcastle-United-reportedly-win-battle-for-Marseille-winger-Hatem-Ben-Arfa/9310/ Which takes some bollocks from Italian site: http://www.tuttomercatoweb.com/?action=read&id=222315 Using google translator: More or less tangible goal even Milan and Parma in the last hours of destiny Olympique Marseille youngster Hatem Ben Arfa (23) seems to have taken the route of the United Kingdom. The playmaker would transalpine fact endorsed the offer of Newcastle United. If this happens, I still say I'll eat my bloody hat. If I wore one.

Fucking amazing. Love the Celebration one.

Caulkin on Twitter saying he has it on good authority that the reports of a bid being rejected are true.

Hope Valencia don't struggle this year. The parents live out there. Every time I've been over, they are always playing away or the season has finished. Over in September, and they are playing away, then at home the day I come back. Frigging typical. Oh, and Mourinho is class, but can't see Barca not raping everyone now that they have Villa. Simply THE best strikers in the world at the moment (imo) and with that midfield of Barca's, will literally tear up La Liga.

The majority of it isn't clutching at straws...its just bollocks. As per normal

Pointless overhead kicks in the middle of the pitch? Pointless? f***ing pointless!?

Pointless overhead kicks in the middle of the pitch?

Not. Going. To. Happen.

A legend, gentleman and an inspiration. Miss you.

How dare they say "sing your heart out for the lads!" Don't they know the east stand can't sing. It's not in thier nature.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1298767/Chris-Hughton-beg-Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-sign-Sol-Campbell.html Because he believes that abomination of an article.

Never remember it being worn but i remember it being out. Used to have this badboy myself http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/thumb_medium/Newcastle-93-GKStarBlue.gif i've still got this pav one... wished i had got 'srnicek 1' though http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/thumb_medium/Newcastle-95-GK-Blue-Boys.jpg I had that one when I was a sprog like...loved it! Was really warm.

Collo was immense last season...Williamson was decent. And on that bombshell, I'd go for Sol-Col.

Much better than 'Toon Army'. Unless Ashley is being Zany and the players shirts have 'Magpies' on and the fans have 'Toon Army' on theirs. I hate to say it...but it's growing on me (the home top that is)... Aslong as the bloody northern rock black bit is not shiny, as shown in most of the pictures, then I might even consider buying it.