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@NUFCThreatLevel @UtdForNewcastle @NUFCfans @ShiteSeats @LeazesTerrace Great. And who should he follow? Ooof that stings!!!

Plus the fact is that he's away on a charity golf tourney... Anyone spots him daan laandaan taaawn within the next 5 hours is talking shite.

Some people need to be stuck on suicide watch on here like.

Just waiting for Dave's heed to explode. Wonder who the first nacker to post them will be.

Anyone mentioned a song to the tune of 'Dem Bones'...

that's in alphabetical man.

surely NWAT.

Manager does have an office at SJP If I remember last time I went on a ground tour (Bobby era). However, most daily business occurs at the training ground, so best place for it. Plus it's less hectic. Although four lane ends roundabout is a bit of a cunt. And dont get me started on the double one at South Gosforth. Enough to put anyone off.

Hope they fucking go down. Cunts.

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That was wierd.

£30m or fuck off.

Colo tbh.

Anyone hear about these fuckwits giving out a fan award to the lad who slapped harper? Inbreds the fucking lot of them.

To be fair, at the talk in charity dinner, Barton said after he stops playing football this is where he'll end up (the NE) as he loves it.

Aye? Madness.

Without wishing to play billy big bollocks here, I was told by someone that Nolan was off to WHAM last tuesday (7th) and had been told by non other than wor Shola. Didn't believe it to be true if I'm honest.

Statment to be released this morning sometime by the club.

PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!!!!

Find it quite ironic that were linked with someone who's first-name translates to calm in Spanish when we sell our captain.

Isnt there already a thread on this?

Got my direct debit breakdown letter yesterday. Was going to phone them to say 'err naaar' to the first payment being before the date I wanted. Now I think I might phone them and tell them they can fuck off entirely.

Can FCB not offload Smith as part of the deal too?

Meh...it's nee Boycoutt banner.