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Swarfega was class. Always wanted us to get him.

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My three year old could have mocked up and shopped a better logo.

He wants one of those Simsangs. That one of those little Thai boys?

Beautiful header by Eddie Johnson there. Also, I'm a little embarrassed that I still like Martins.

This is not how I had this planned.

The Silver Fox expanding the pool of potential conquests.

Yeah!

Nice to have Remy to clean up after Cisse.

Baltimore will eventually be a good call, but for now, as usual, it's hurt by its proximity to D.C.

Valid point.

I mean, they just basically said we're not going to pay to buy good players. Jesus.

I wish they'd just be straight up and make their statement: We told you we were going to buy some players, but Already paid for your season tickets, eh?

Coffee's for closers only. No coffee for Kinnear.

I'm glad you asked.

Jews get 8 things, though. Yeah, but it's like a dreidel, chocolate coins in gold foil, etc., then just like one main gift.

I'm going to follow Kinnear's lead and take a nap.

Any mongs on camera news?

Isn't "big big news" sports journalist for "absolutely nothing new to report?"

Snyder or Ashley? Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Desperately trying to figure out how to keep my electronic devices safe from breakage when I read the inevitable "club statement."

The cold hard truth. It really is. Disgusting. Yep. It has been evident for a while that the club is nothing more to him than a cog in his machine. They can say whatever they like about the financial statements, but ultimately they're killing the club and its value.

You know when kids pour salt on slugs? I feel like that's what this club does to my soul.

I suspect they're not even going to fire up the transfer chopper this time around. Guard against fuel costs, you know.