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That's blatantly false.

Averaging 22 league appearances per year. Well that's disheartening.

Cheerleaders. Has anybody said cheerleaders yet? If not: cheerleaders. Also, big foam we're #1 hands.

Bought the fucking club, innit?

Is Pardew's wife hot?

I might be wrong, but I think our team wants to go back to France.

Pardew's classic throw Ben Arfa on and hope for a bit of magic tactic. Pure genius.

Pardew's shagging Shola's lass?

Not soon enough.

I'm going to buy Pardew a tactical noose.

I've had enough of Pardew's monkeyshines. There, I've said it.

Norwich Sunderland Stoke Villa Wigan If all of these pass us in the table, I will consume a bodily substance of my own choosing.

Just shy of needing a "don't give a fuck" option. (Not really.)

This is the first time ever I didn't wish I was in Newcastle on game day.

Just woke up. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?

I did the absolute least I could do.

What if we just change the thread title to soccer in all caps? There's only so many places to be demoted.

I wish I saw something about him to be optimistic about.

Nervous about this one.

Fuck you AZ.

Fuck off. Fuck off fuckvoff

Ugh

Merp