B-more Mag

Good luck!

D.C. United http://i.imgur.com/lBCqVfG.jpg Home http://i.imgur.com/PwtPICV.jpg Away http://i.imgur.com/fk4gECv.jpg Third Only okay.

Well this is a pretty shit argument to have.

Really, really, really hoping it's not a break.

I am pleased. Quite pleased.

http://i.imgur.com/3CIswFY.jpg?1

8/10 would bang

Sorry, just having a total c*** of a day and felt the need to unwind a bit. Unwinding by winding up. Balance.

Does the window still SLAM shut if nobody's paying attention to it?

I'd like to see Cabaye and Ben Arfa out the door too, otherwise I agree. And Massadio Haïdara has shown me nothing so far. I'd like to see him shifted as well.

Baguette for everyone. I wanted to be able to offer something nice like coq au vin, but Pardew ruined it. So it's just fucking bread.

Remain Calm and Think of Fromage

FRENCH TOAST!

CREPES FOR EVERYONE!

Zoot alors! Sacrebleu! Tres Semmes!

Somebody over there invite his wife and kids over for a play date pronto!

The space-time fabric remains in tact.

If this is true, I fear a tear in the space-time continuum.

We signed players from 1/4 of the clubs in Ligue 1 in a single window.

I'm still having trouble processing four signings in four days, none of which facially appears to be somebody we're just settling for. This are uncomprehendable.

Ridiculous wind up.

Stay vigilant, supporters.

He was probably all like "don't be scared, it's straight like a banana," the big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn.