B-more Mag

Oh good, we're at that point where they just start chucking in bids for randoms.

Fuck it then, we just need to get Ashley to an N-O piss up.

"We are delighted to have brought Loic Remy Luuk de Jong to the club in this window and we believe he will form an exciting and effective partnership with Papiss Cisse Loic Remy. Joe has worked hard on numerous targets, particularly an additional offensive player. However some of the options that were available within our financial means were not as good as the players we already had and there is no point bringing in new players unless they can improve us and take us forward." Post-window statement sorted.

Yet again: http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1163/eggsca.jpg http://i.imgur.com/d9fOONG.jpg http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/8189/brokeneggs.jpg

It's an illness. Some sort of obsessive-compulsive thing.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KA918drvugk/T9R1tv7rjrI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/zK5zbuEwj4c/s1600/Nigel%2BTufnel.jpg

Transfer Window Robot says: Price exceeds valuation. Won't be held to ransom. Transfer abort. Transfer abort.

Star Wars

He's got Ryan Taylor levels of meh in his face.

"Sporting project" is an odd term to use.

That's a weird picture to use.

Our in-house bid forgers have been working overtime.

Offer all the madness, goddammit. All the madness. Now!

David Coverdale? http://i.imgur.com/Op2PKSE.jpg

Another exciting entry in the annals of The Season That Never Was.

Someone please kill this match and put it out of its misery.

Need to try reverse psychology here. Don't score, don't score!

Is this the one with the script that goes: come out attacking and playing nice football, score, close up shop to protect the lead, lose composure, and concede two?

Argh! The jinx is on.

he doesn't have the skill to play in PSG, we are a TOP TEAM in Europe. YOU ARE A LIAR AND A MEMBER OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE "You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor"

http://i.imgur.com/J1dIZPE.jpg But we give you ze mimes! Why you angry?

I have a feeling the club is refusing to be held to ransom over replacement players this very minute.

I truly hate the January transfer window. The summer one, too. But the January one is just particularly hate inspiring.

We'd be a shoo-in for a wild card. Just sayin's all.