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Out of curiosity, what was the price tag Ashley put on the club the last time he tried to sell?

Bestest. Footballer. Ever.

But he's won the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy . . . THE JOHNSTONE'S PAINT TROPHY

Can we get his fucking middle name back in the thread title and have a standing rule that he's not to be referred to as anything other Alan fucking Pardew in thread names?

He doesn't seem to grasp some of the fundamental differences between the sports business and other types of businesses. Like the fact that you can't just fuck supporters in the ass all the time.

Awww, he done gone changed the rules on them Premier League motherfuckers. Game changer!

Well, that would make absolutely no sense whatsoever. So it's a definite possibility.

Sort of feel like this: http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3083/pardew.jpg

If he comes here, he might as well officially change his name to this.

It's like Ben Arfa all over again.

Hristo Stoichkov

What kind of ego would you have to have in order to think you could come here now and make it end well?

It's almost unimaginable that I was so optimistic when Ashley bought the club just a few years ago. Good God, how that feeling has proved to be unwarranted over and over and over again.

I am constantly amazed that people that operate like this are able to amass such great quantities of money. Ashley just seems so separated from reality to me. I can't help but imagining him as a Howard Hughes type character.

Oh, hey relegation . . . didn't think I'd see you so soon.

FUCKING DICKS

Really just a depressing, depressing match. This is going to be a long season to watch.

Ridiculous.

Pink-scarfed mincer.

How about a loan for five pages up front with an option to buy at 118 pages on the back end?

Wait. We can't be certain this person is actually a man, now can we?

Have any English media reported Ben Arfa's supposed visit?

He certainly does look like a "special" player.